Biography
bathing...yes..u did not read wrongly..he can make phone calls while bathing...nk can testify to tt...o ya..as the boss...he has this grp contact in his hp..so at the touch of 1 button, he can fwd smses to all of us...
the nxt in line...
Name: Tan Ngee Kiang a.k.a nk a.k.a uncle kiamp a.k.a Cheeky a.ka the porn guy (or any other variations of it , ahem..no offense k? im just tryin to give a real interestin biography..)
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he used to play badminton real hardcore hence he has mega big forearms...n contary to popular beliefs..he is really really strong...there are still debates goin on as to whether he got his huge forearms from other activities..ahem* now, he looks the oldest amongst us...really..no joke...he doesnt look his age..neither does his dressing..though he improved a lot on it...he used to look like some 30~40 yr old uncle, all he needs is to highlight a few streaks of white hair, and u get ur uncle...btw, he has this really Zomgwtfreallysomemegabigbomb jacket-vest-like-thingy..it is really actually a netting...very mega 大炸弹..its like Shikamaru's vest with Tenmari's stockings (Naruto, can summone kindly link some pics??)....well, 老大 reasoned that the course of nk's warped mindset n look is because he lives in beach rd, a 老人窟...he figured that the place is affecting nk n making him not onli look old but think old too, and he higly encouraged nk to move out of tt 老人窟, cause just goin there alone makes him feel old too...that place is seriously not happening enuf, very quiet n tranquil...really old....now, nk is rather popular n famous too in sec.sch for reasons i shall not divulge....anw, he has weird mood swings..he cld just suddenly become anti-social like weepin (though now weepin is more of Dominic [ his social side] ), and at other times he wld just kb abt how much he is rottin at home..like me, he enjoys rottin at home sometimes...another pt to note is, never disturb him while he is slpin. u wont noe when he wld wake up on a bad mood n tries to kill u....scary..real dangerous..
Signature action(s):
the fourth finger with a -.- look..
his "wtf!?!?!?!?"
nxt in line...o..its me!! too boring...so lets skip me..after all, this is suppose to b an interestin compliation of the enigmatic ppl of our grp..apart from knowing lots of ppl because of AV in sec.sch..there isnt anything worth mentionin..so on to the nxt one! ah boy~!!!!
Name: Chia Yan An a.k.a LoVe Doctor a.k.a a lot of other names he goes by...
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regardin him, i dun really noe much....he says he spends most of his time watchin tv n playin computer, surfing sites like miniclip.com...im comin to believe this more n more...he is the most atheletic one amongst us..n he is the chinese pro....a 完美主义者 too...his products are exceptionally gd n nice to look at...and he is really generous too, apart from the dogs he n three other guys bought for his class's girls (the other guys are just useless), he once bought sth for his cousin too.dun rmb wad..to me, he is kinda mysterious..i cant really think much to write abt..hopefully 老大 wld care revealin more stuffs???
interesting facts:
1. he does hv someone he likes, n managed to get her phone number as a bday gift from his cousin...
2. he has superb handwriting...its totally like printed n freaking neat...rmb..he is a guy...
well, 老大 claims to know everything abt him...therefore...consult him...(he probably drilled everything out of ah boy from all the phone calls he made to him)
hmm...now we hv no.5 :
Name: Eugene Tan a.k.a E.T. a.k.a alliednations a.k.a allien(fron his second alias) a.k.a Besides memories what's gone n blah n blah n blah~ (his permanent msn nick...really...)
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he looks disproportionate...his legs are longer den his body, however he claims that his body is perfectly balanced n proportionate..he measured n calculated...his body is rather close to the Golden Ratio... graduated from Maha Bodhi P.sch, he is an avid player of Miniature Golf (or sth like tt)...one of the two computer experts we hv here, his expertise is on firewalls and anti-virus etc....he supposedly hv at least 1gig worth of firewalls n anti-virus software and etc so he is the guy to go to when u hv problems with ur computer...some time back...there was rumors that he supposedly spoils his comp so that he can fix em back as a hobby n time-killer... oso he is the notorious lagger, onli second to Dali (dali~baoli baoli~dali dali~baoli..ok..sry...) .the Ancient (ps. dali's fav mobile on gb is Trico the dino).... hmm...he has a tv n comp in his room.....n lives nxt to some sch...anw...
latest update:
he has been very pangseh of the brudderhood lately and always M.I.A (missin in action)...apparently, he has been stickin with his classmate Mervin (im sry cause i dunno how to spell his name) ...however, he claims that the brudderhood is the one at fault cause he is not informed abt anything...hmm..leave much to think abt...
and now, the guy w/o a hp...
Name: Willy Heng a.k.a Big W a.k.a Willybate (i think theres more, just cant rmb)
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firstly, he wld b glad and very appreciative if anyone care to spare him a hp... he used to carry this fat bag, onli second to Zeyan's mega grn black white black, and the pull it up real high...when he walks, he kinda move to a groove..take a closer look the nxt time u see him ard...he is now carryin this really cool FXCreations bag with Bomb stuffs hanging ard...one sneaker, 2 dice and 1 bell (gone due to jealous ppl playin with it)...he does hv a console game i.e. the Gamecube...n he is really gd at games...not only is he the RTS Gaming God among us, he is also our top-notch comp expert. in the computing n programming field that is..oso, he is the top scorer, the smartest in our grp...it is amazin how he studies, since all his notes (like me) are in this mega enlarged pocket file...he nv packs his file unless there is a file check....
latest update:
currently, he is ungoing a makeover...he has a coolio bag n matchin pencil case...now we are callin for ppl who are willin to donate to the BiGW-akeover Fund. he needs a haircut...a new hairstyle...n perhaps some really bomb clothes
lastly, yz..
Name: Tan Yu Zhuo a.k.a yz a.k.a Mr.Popular (and a lot of other nicks)
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he started as a small, but tall boy, (just tt we were taller) ...and now he is this coolio, hottie, cuttie Mr.Popular, with his new haircut, he even made my OG's very own princess noticed him........his secret close(rumoured to b more den close) connections with his P.sch frens has just been discovered....and he is a very patient guy...he made these car models n painted em....oso, he is the most musically inclined one, hvin a grade 7 piano....
Latest updates:
we are currently tryin to dig up more abt his elusive social life...n his secret connections with this girl call Fang..more will b posted abt him once we get new info...
thus close the biography file.....anyone wld like to add on???
jem toked kok @ 2/16/2006 07:41:00 pm
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