Fun day -_-"
Today some stupid day.. 1st lesson is econs lecture.. And as though its not bad enough, sort of lame around during lecture in front of everyone today haha but not bad quite funny..So anyway today b4 econs lecture started, marcus who was sitting beside mi went to ask the econs lecturer something about the notes lar.. So she was like "Ohh not bad, u actually have qns to ask" and she asked for marcuses' name lor..
Then marcus just replied "Ohh my name is Dali" #%^#$% -_-"
Then i bo pian so just let him use my name lor.. hopefully the lecturer wun call him throughout the lecture lar.. The lecturer also asked for my name too cause i was sitting beside marcus.. So i just said "My name is jon" =P
But sadly my nightmare began lar.. the econs lecturer asked for 2 volunteers then that stupid gerard (yes i noe u read this blog u fei ren) went to start chanting "dali dali" then the whole class just joined in and i lan diao lor.. tot i was gonna go up do some NUS H3 Econs question.. But thankfully thanks to marcuses' own stupidness b4 the lecturer, the lecturer tot the class was refering to him =) so he got asked to "volunteer" himself~
Anyway the lecturer was demonstrating the Multiplier Effect of Income (Not bad, i listen in econs lecture k?) and she asked Marcus for his name and he replied "My name is Dali" then the whole LT started laughing lar and i was like wth?.. So anyway she asked Marcus to pretend that he's buying bananas and he's treating the class of 27 to it and the bananas cost $10.. So now the lecturer wan some fruit seller to sell the bananas.. As expected she asked for me lar..
So same routine she asked for ny name and i got stolen of my identity so i have to steal someone else's lor =) therefore i replied "My name is Jon" and the whole LT started laughing too.. I'm such a bad liar =(
Anyway back to the econs skit.. So now Marcus pays me $10 and i sell him the bananas.. Then the lecturer ask him to siam, so im left alone to get questioned (tortured) by the lecturer..
So she asked mi "How much did u receive when 'Dali' bought the bananas from u?""
Then i was like err 27 ppl X $10 = $270 and i answered "$270 lor?"
Then the LT started laughing again walao -_-"
Then the lecturer was like "Err bananas dun cost so much, he onli bought $10"
Lol the pre-amble on the powerpoint so vague.. How i noe the $10 bananas refer to 1 whole banana tree enuff for 27 ppl and not just 1 single banana?? $^&%&$
So i tot maybe im gonna be freed from my misery soon.. But the lecturer continue to torture me somemore lor =(
Lecturer: "Err ok so now 'jon' u got ur income and u wanna buy nasi lemak" then she asked ben tham sitting at the first row to be the nasi lemak seller then as expected she asked for his name..
And AS EXPECTED, ben tham got a pseudo-name "Gerard" and the whole LT started laughing again.. Aiyo please all of ur sense of humour so low level d.. Laugh at the same joke 3 times -_-"
So i bought the nasi lemak for $4 (im sure so ex.. ur nasi lemak got gold ar?) and i have some leftover! Yay!
Lecturer: "Ok so u got ur income and u have ur leftover of $6 but u wun save everything right? So wad will u spend it on?"
'Jon': "Err bananas?"
And the whole LT started LOL-ing again -_-" im a fruit seller wad.. Wad u wan me to buy? Mangosteens? Err wait that's still a fruit..
Anyway the lecturer was laughing also lar so i guess i din piss her off by laming around =)
So im finally freed from my torture (or i thought so) then i was about to walk out then all my classmates started calling me "Jon" so i ignored everyone and continued walking on~ Haha
And for the break after the econs lecture all the gal classmates were like making pseudo-names for everyone..
From convo with trixie:
you = jon
marcus = you
jon = marcus
gerard = bdict
xinrui = james
benjaja = gerard
lol so messed-up.. but anyway that was the end of the econs horror..
So on to another minor horror.. i was calling kai xiong after sch then i din realise he was at H3 chem lecture cause he picked up the 1st time.. So i called a 2nd time then was like "hello-ing" into the phone for like 10 secs.. Then i hung up cause i thought kai xiong answered by accident.. Then after H3 chem lecutre, kai xiong told me that he put the phone on loudspeaker mode for the 2nd time (eugene if u heard hellos during the h3 chem lect that was mi)
Walao kena jack 2 times in a day.. And after that i went to BW house party (to do sai gang cause timothy, the BW v-cap is in vball.. and cause he trust us more than he trust the house council haha!) So we carried amplifiers and was drfitng the amplifiers on wheels. Then we carried drum set and was using the foot-pedal to bang on everything including the cymbals lol.. Then at the end of the day we helped to move the noticeboards from amphitheatre to the council area.. ( Too bad cant piao cause the notice board onli has 2 wheels =( )
Ok lar not bad lar quite a fun day even though the band for the BW house party was
P.S I blogged this ytd thus "today" is actually friday
Newbiemage toked kok @ 2/03/2007 07:55:00 pm
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