Z'idiot (Part II)
Wah Willy u are damn zai, start a vicious cycle of scandals... and wee pin -_-" im sure u pass the vicious cycle to me. I shall.. err.. pass it to eugene? lolAnyway eugene u din go out with us for damn long liao lor, i bet u go out with him right? =)
Lol just realised that my entry title is Z'idiot(Part II), so here i go~
I just realised that not onli is Z'idiot damn popular in Dunman and RI he's also damn popular with the public(you make a good politician). Anyway this incident proves the hypothesis that he's a magnet for guai lan stuffs.
So on 31st March, the friday before April Fool's Day( yes i know i dragged damn long to post this), me and Zi were on the train home after training. Being damn tired we chiong to the seats and this is where the exciting part starts.
So we were toking about volleyball (sorry no other common topics with him), and the 50+/60+ yr old guy sitting beside Zi just turned around and smashed his arms into Zi. Lol.. i thought Zi jian met a good fren and his good fren was just greeting him. Then this man suddenly shouted at Zi "F*** you, u got anymore tricks up ur sleeves? show them to me". (Im tired of ppl asking Why? DUN ask me why he did that, the onli reason i can give u is that cause he is mad)
Ok so he's not Zi's good fren.
So we were damn stunned by that guy, then our vocab became limited to 2 phrases "Huh??" and "Wth?"and the conversation went on like this..
Mad man: Y u bully mi? Im old and got heart attack. Your father work in what company? You think u are from RJ so can bully old men like me?
ZI: Huh?
So at this point of time, 2 Indians sitting opposite us signalled that the guy is mad( you noe that spiralling action u do near ur head?) and so suay the mad man saw him doing that and shouted "What you think you doing? Who are you saying mad?"
Then im sure the indian guy some champ, he said "err no lar i saying myself crazy" -_-"
Anyway the mad man calmed down and we travelled in peace (for 30 seconds)
THE MAD MAN STRIKES BACK! He stood up then stand in front of Zi and shouted a battle cry that sounded like "F*** you so you think i old u can bully me?" and smacked Zi's specs off to the empty seat he was at. So the 2 indian guy came to the damsel's rescue and flashed an identification card with the words Police Officer on it and a picture of a 60 yr old CHINESE man with white hair. (Come to think of it, it may really be Gotcha!..)
Indian guy: Stop hitting the boy.. Misunderstanding
Mad man: Who are you all?
Indian guy: We are police officers.. I am .. Staff Sergeant .. Andy Teo.. from Ang Mo Kio Division.. (Im sure he so champ use Andy Teo when he's an Indian)
Mad man: OK this boy breaks the law he bully me.. Take him to the police station
Then the mad man walked up to Zi and tried to drag him off the MRT train but the 2 Indian guys stopped him. The mad man then went to sit down. Zi left his seat and went to stand near the door. And so we enjoyed our peace (for another 30 seconds).
The old man then walked up to Zi and hurled vulgarities at him, then Zi tried to walk away and the mad man following him. Zi went to the next carriage and stood beside another door and the mad man followed. Zi walked back into our carriage and the mad man followed. So by the end of their stroll, the passengers from the 2 carriages were looking at them both.
(Yes, this proves the fact that Zi is indeed an attention-seeker)
Anyway, the mad man suddenly became even more crazy and ran up to Zi when the MRT reached the next stop. Then he said "Come down with me" and tried to drag Zi out of the MRT. Zi resisted then the mad man punched him. Then Zi punched him back in the chest. Again the 2 Indians came to Zi's help and dragged them away.
Indian guy: Hey boy next time dun bully old man ok? You need to get off already right? *wink*
Zi: Yar
So we went out of the carriage on to the MRT platform............... then we went to the next carriage and got in.......... lol....But it was only 1 carriage away from the mad man. So when we reached the next station we got out again....................... and went to the end of the train..........
Well, i guess it is true that reality is often more screwed up than movies. Anyway to my film soc brudders, use this script if u like it.
You can name it "Butterfly Effect II" if you want to.
Newbiemage toked kok @ 4/10/2006 08:43:00 am
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