How to explain offside to girls
yoyo lol.. FIRST POST EHH GASPPP!!! waiting for the Ho's to join the stupid dota game.. so i shall post something for the first time in my life here lol
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You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!
BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE!
LOL its damn effective la!! Got evidence de…
-insert name- (cos not my contact lol dun dare to paste nick here) says:
hahaha
-insert name- says:
so basically u can't be in front of the other guy until the ball is kicked?
-insert another name- says:
i know!
-insert another name- says:
so you cannot run in front of this person
-insert another name- says:
until the ball has been thrown
-insert another name- says:
correct
larissa* + all of my memories keep you near + says:
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larissa* + all of my memories keep you near + says:
riiiiiiight
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[beany] all is lost to the eyes of the beholder says:
LOL
[beany] all is lost to the eyes of the beholder says:
okies
[beany] all is lost to the eyes of the beholder says:
I learnt something tonight hahaha
RAWR =[; 或许是因为我自己分不清现实还是梦境 says:
LAWLS
RAWR =[; 或许是因为我自己分不清现实还是梦境 says:
[insert lame face emoticon]
yZz² ♪♫ says:
lol so do u get it o_O
RAWR =[; 或许是因为我自己分不清现实还是梦境 says:
sort of
lol ^^ go try go try
yzyz toked kok @ 6/21/2006 12:32:00 am
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