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Sunday, 16 April 2006

Parkers bdae!!! singapore is really small..

Dota is baaddd... really... dota is the reason why i havent been blogging for so long.. lol.. for thoes wif a life and dunno wad dota is, its basically juz a comp game la... lets not go into details shall we?

lol.. sian diao.. i am now blogging on FOOL SCAP!!!. cause parents at home, dun let me use comp.. lol.. then they keep the monitor... lol.. good effor mum, but i will find it... like i have always been doing successfully for the past 4 years XD.. be it mouse, monitor, keyboard, or cable wire, i will and have found them.. nothing can stop me for i am DABOMB RAWR!!!

ok... back on track.. hmm, i think this will be a bomb long post, so please bear wif me a little... umm ok... a bit more than a little... ok.. how bout A HELL LOT (this is added after i realised how many pages i wrote.. lol.. readers beware, ur in for a scare)

hmm, on good friday was parkers bdae.... the party is suppose to start at... hmm lemme check the invitation... lol ... ahh yes, its supposed to start at 7pm.. i had nothing to do till then ma, so the nite before i decided to ask wanqing wat time she meeting wif the others to go buy prezzie so i could join them.. den time was set at 1230 at orchard.. but i super scared i would oversleep so she asked if i need her to call me at 11 in the morn to wake me up.. den i like.. yea.. thx...

nxt day, gd friday itself.. woke up at 11:30... den like ZoMg! i missed wanqings call!! chiong to fone... 0 missed calls.. ookay.. so i called her, and called her.. and called her (cause likely to change meeting time, so ask her wad time) but no pick up.. forever.. so i decided to ask yuru instead.. ok changed 2 2.. ooh 2 2s 2gether.. lol.. its to 2 for the first two 2s and its two 2s for the second 2 twos... lol.. you muz be like.. toot.. lol.. 2 bad.. im s2pid.. im a s2pid s2dent hu like 2 sit on 2 s2ools that s2ood 2 still 2 eat my 2 2na sandwich which cose $2.22 each.... lol okay.. sorrt i very spasamistic today.. XD

so i laze arnd at home lalala and suddenly received sma at 1230
"oops.. sorry i was sleeping... just woke up"

lol champion.. . so anyway, went to play dota, since it was changed 2 2.. ok.. im not gunna start again.. lol... ok so played dota den realised i was gunna be late (BAD DOTA!! bAD BAD DOTA, heel boy, heel!)... so i wanted to chiong to bathe..

THEN!

it started to POUR.... no drizzle->shower->rain... just POUR.. i guess marcus was very sad that he couldnt pluck up the courage to tell JL(initials are to protect marcus, so i never name her.. see so nice rite?.. or am i ? ^_^) that he fancied her.. thats why he cried.. haiz.. see la.. you cry den make me cannot go out liao... zzz...

well so i decided to save money and to bathe in the rain.. so i went downstairs and.. ok.. juz kidding .. lo... i bet u were like watuf?!// ok so anyway the rain was so damn heavy that when i looked out of the window, i couldnt see anything.. no, not even rain.. the raindrops were so many and so furiously beating on the ground , so compacted that i oni saw a grey wall.. hmm.. maybe thats my neighbours house... hmm.. nope.. im quite sure uts the rain...

so i called bernie that i will be quite late.. ok man late.. haha... so i lalala arnd at home den zOmG! dad came home! w00ts!.. so asked dad to getch me to potong pasir mrt..

reached orchard at 3:18.. travel time 15 mins oni.. so fast,... met up wif chang mama, sabbie and yuru.. bernie left liao .. =(... by then they had alr bought 2 polo tees, so we went to "splash n surf" or smth liddat.. in wisma to find parker a belt...

went there.. they were looking at bags, so i went to look at the belts.. then beside me was the wallets section.. i saw this dude browsing the wallets.. hmm.. so oddly familliar.. was like quite poserish, what wif some funky sling bag in bright blue and green color and 2 matching wrist bands in same color.. hmm.. lookerd closer..

ZOMG ITS IWAN!!!

lol.. singapore is really small sia.. then i tot it might not be so coincidental afterall.. since he might be shopping for parker's prezzie and orchard is singapore's shopping paradize...

"no la.. i buying wallett for myself.. i not going to parkers party.. guardian dun allow.."

ok singapore is really really tiny.. like wat Ah Bian (taiwan d00d) said, sg is juz a tiny lil booger.. lol...

so we picked a nice ripcurl belt.. or is it billabong? and bid adieu to iwan.. went to world of sports to look for bag and trunks.. bought sexy trunks but no bag...

met up wfi MF aka huan yong "the moron" who went to royal sporting house instead of world of sports... lol.. wanqing say 1, not me...

continue search for bag.. cause the bags are either too small or too expensive, or too poserish (not suitable for parker.. lol) oh and we bought a big ole card for big ole parker.. haha.. eh the card is $7 ok?

then the gals went to buy some super ex bubble tea.. like $3 a cup.. come on lor.. near sch sell 90 cents oni.. dunno where? nxt time i show u.. juz ask me..

so i was like koping wanqing's choc blended ice (mm nice) den yuru or sabbie..dunno who, definately not chang rong since she never talks to me... but who cares, im sick of trying to be nice and all and getting no shit response..., im sick of it...

ok so one of em asked "eh chin nam, u bought 1 oso?" den wanqing frenzied and said "ITS MINE LAR!!" and agily (got this word?) with sharp precision, swiped at the cup of bubble tea, causing it to fall to the ground and busting a hole in the plastic cover.. a well executed plan by wanqing... so choc ice started to leak out onto the floor.. lol..

but incidentally the choc stains formed a damn nice heart shape.. lol... so kewl.. but it got messed up pretty soon by the streaming crowd..

den jeremy came.. yeah.. i called him.. cause then i was the oni guy so i was like zzz.. lol.. glad jere could come.. but he came also for another motive, which is to buy his black long sleeve shirt for the concert (muz go! 19th april!)

den we went to taka to look for bag for parker, the gals chose 1 which i tot was quite small, but parker said it was nice lol, out of curtesy? or not, doesnt matter, lol.. bought le.. while commenting on how small the bad was compared to parker, suddenly some on tapped me on the back and shouted CHIN NAM!
hmm? huz that voice? faintly familliar but yet not so.. turned around

ZOMG THE LONG LOST XIN EN!!!

haha.. still the same 有钱太太.. haha after bag was bought, the guys.. oh ya yiyan joinewd us halfway.. so its me jem MF and yiyan.. we went to search for jere's shirt..

went to a number of shops but none sold.. went to isetan to dig this huge pile of clothes on discount.. all the kiasu pple all digging there.. but i aint saying they are gold diggers but she aint messin wit no broke niggaz.. ok.. irrelevant lyrics.. anyway, cant dig long sleeves 1.. all short sleeve.. den finally i dug 1 out..

OMG LONG SLEEVE BLACK SHIRT!!! oni to realise that it was a pair of long pants.. zz -______-

finally bought 1 in G2000 den met up wif tong hin the MAN.. he was wearing this coolio shirt with like a big ole chain and dog tag printed on it and from afar he looked so... bling bling... lol buts its oni imitation.. lol so sucky..

omg we were running out of time so we chionged down to the bus stop oni to NOT find the gals there, so yiyan called xiao le (oooh~ ^_^)

xiaole: " WE AT BILLABONG!!!! FOURTH FLOOR!!"... den we chionged all the way again.. to the fourth floor.. came out.. see shops like "art frens" and some furniture shops.. so we "im sure", den chiong mindlessly into takashimaya.. saw a small clothing section of area 2 metre square selling billa bong shirts...

"ooh so xiaole was at billabong, den wanqing at reebok and yuu at ashworth lo.. " im sure.. she call ttt billabonh.. well gals asked us to choose between a sleeveless tee and a long sleeve..
i tot :" if parker wear the sleeveless shirt, it would be overkill"
so i choose the long sleeve 1.. and im glad i made the right choice.. u shall see l8er..

so we chionged to the bus stop.. during the journey because of being too high and perhaps childish bickering, me and jere and a lil huanyong, made a girl cry... not naming her.. not gd..

i really dunno wad happened.. and am still confused now.. but i noe its my fault and i am so guilty and sorry for that.. i really zoned out during the whole bus trip cause i was juz so shitty boiling and drowning in my own guilt.. i was like gunna die.. never would i expect i would make a gal cry.. some more juz 4 months out of monkhood... and i spurted some vulgarities at myself.. sorry if it was a lil too loud haha.. haiz.. still so sad now...

baa.. i cannot make it liao.. going to sleep now.. 3:10 am le.. 5 pages packed in full scap liao.. lol.. so gay.. continue tmr after i wake up... head exploding..

OKIE DOKEY!.. woke up le.. now its 10:10am.. lol.. so 准 7 hours.. yup so we arrived at parker's house at 8 ++ i thikn.. the smart me led them to the club hse via shortcut and they still dun believe me.. hmph..
first person i saw was parker, so ya.. happy bdae blah blah blah, turned around..

ZOMG RACHEL!! (lol zomg 3 pple le)

at this point in time i was like .. imsure imsure imsure imsure imsure imsure imsure imsure... cause u see, rachel was supposed to be in australia now, studying, schooling there.. tehn im sure she come back singapore and juz nice to come to this hippening party.. plpus no one knew she came back lo.. oni xiaole..

turns out xiaole was chatting to her on msn some days before when she was alr in singapore.. and xiaole was like saying"AIYA SHO SHADD YOU CANNOT COME FOR PARKER'S BIRTHDAY PARTY!~!~!!1!1!!1!!~!@#" then rachel raised an eyebrow and the rest is history..

quite a lot of pple turned up.. lets see.. all the guys including edmund.. excluding zhang ren (not invited i think?) yao, iwan, yiliang and karthik..
all the gals except deborah, all the china scholars (except changrong and xinen.. no gao yuan is not a scholar) shalom (haiz .. no fun liao..) and alisa (never come for a single class outing!!! how can?!) and the new comers...

wenliang was being a man and spamming all the jelly.. lol.. cause he dun dare to start off the buffett.. so he silently koping all the jelly.. den we all cannot make it so went to attack the food.. the food put up a tough fight, but we won! -_______-
there was fried rice, fried noodles, curry chicken, sweet n sour fish, braised tofu, stirfried chai sim in gravy, siew mai, and curry chicken again.. spring rolls, french roll, coleslaw, potato salad and the fast dissapearing jelly.. and cordial .. yummm..

all the gals took stools and sat in a big circle.. at first the guys wanted to join them 1.. (really!).. but then .. no table.. how to eat? so all the guys crowded around an empty table to eat our glorious food while farhan joined the girls in holding plates and dropping food...

after farhan finished eating & was still feeling famished, he came to look for us... he needed company for him 2 go for a second helping.. if not he very malu, oni 1 person there lubbing the food.. lol.. moreover he 1 person cannot win the food.. they are fierce u noe.. -__- lol.. haiz farhan so shy for wad? so a few of us went wif him for second helping and dragged him to sit wif the guys...

we were quite bored & had nothing much to do so suddenly yiyan was like "eh huanyong.. tell us the VD story since everyone is here and we have a lot of time" lol den huanyong :" OKAYY.. since today everyone so high, i shall tell my VD story!"
woah.. we were all soo excited sia.. and juz nice bernie came to join use to hear the great VD story..

the story goes like this:

Long long tima ago.. when huan yong went to the china school trip thingy in sec 2

[INSERT ALL IRRELEVANT CRAP HERE]

then he played an emporer in a skit and had a little body contact wif some gal that acted as his concubine

[INSERT MORE CRAP]

den one day he had this small infection on his mouth and then pple juz said "OMG VD"
the end..

-_______________-

the story was totally full of shit lor.. everything was so irrelevant.. and it all boiled down to a single "they suddenly called me VD" but i guessed there was more to that since he kept refusing to eleborate on the little body contact part.. haha..

to make up for that he decided to tell us the cheong sum story, on why he has a fettish wif cheong sums.. it all began on sec 2.. again.... the year where everything went wrong.. lol..
he would always take the MRT.. and everytime he goes to the MRT, he would walk walk walk and then TURN LEFT! and would see this damn hawt & tall rgs gal wif another relatively ok looking shorter gal.. months past by and racial harmony day came.. this day he walk walk and TURNED LEFT! again.. saw the hawt tall gal as usual.. but BAMM!!! her fren was in a silver tight fitting sexy cheong sum!!!!! huan yong saw that and juz died.. from lack of blood, of which all went out from the nose..

from that day onwards he has been fantasizing abt gals in cheongsums.. lol.. coolio.. now muz find that gal if she is frm our batch..
after that we all got up and walk arnd to stone.. then wenliang the man.. go and eat the stale looking bread then say very nice.. lol.. tricked me into eating it.. at first like BLEAH!! WATUF??.. but the after taste was very nice.. i guess itz juz cause the bread was cold lar... so wenliang was like "SEE! VERY NICE RITE?!" lol, then both of us spammed bread.. haha

lol.. the party was filled wif lotsa funkeh pple.. pple wif weird accents.. haha.. all parker's dad's frens.. den got this ang moh expatriate dress in uniform go and guai lan wear some rubber balloon har lol.. im sure..
parker's dad was like going arnd asking us to cut the cake liao.. he was really craving for cake lar.. can telll.. lol.. "lets have some cake shall we? shall we?" haha.. so GIVE CHANCE.. took out cake and gathered everyone..

ok.. frm now downwards, to a certain part, u muz have read my previous post " Pool_Day Terrorist Bomb!" to relate to..

yes so everyone gathered .. and then i saw this familiar gentleMANLY angmoh d00d.. den i was like ehh.. is he that iraqi guy hu toked to me on the MRT?.. den i asked yiyan.. "hmm i dun think so la"

THEN!
the guy was preparing to leave after eating the cake ma, so he picked up his funky red bag.. ZOMG!! its the bag that carried dabomb!! nono.. not me.. i mean uh.. a real bomb.. so i excitedly pointed out to yiyan and we both realised he was wearing the same uniform too!!

yiyan & u were like jumping up and down den sparked everyones interest and they ask us what.. lol den we told them.. then everyone was like "ehh go ask him la.. ask him if he is the guy u saw on the mrt"

"but how to pop the question? 'um excuse me sir, are u the guy wif a name that i cannot pronounce? lol.. im sure" i replied..

den marcus came luffing to me and said " eh his name is really something i cannot pronounce .. LOL" marcus saw the d00d's name frm his name tag.. yes he was wearing 1.. den i went to look..

ZOMG EARGO HARGOBIEN (or smth liddat.. lol 4th guy i zomged)

wow.. i guess singapore is really really very small huh? im sure so coincidental.. so the guys were like pushing me to go tok to him la.. haha.. was so shy!! but in the end plucked up enuff courage to approach him

me:"hey you look very familiar.. i think i have seen u before"
eargo (nope not d00d anymore): "really? nah cant be!"
me: " yes, really! i saw u the other day on the MRT.. you said u were from iraq and saddam was ur grandfather!"
eargo: " oh really? cant be.. hwere my name card?"
me: "um why would i have ur name card? wad can i do wif it?"
eargo: "well, to prove it fo course!.. whats ur name?"
me: " chin nam"
eargo: " ahh, yes.. you're the one.. i remember u now!"

haha coolio sia.. its really super coincidental.. im sure some random guy talks to me out of the hundreads of pple in the mrt station and a few day later i see him in my frenz birthday party wif a little more than 30 pple inside.. of which 20 are classmates.. so kewl la..

so anyway after the cake (yogurt cake yumm) most guests left, oni us classmates were left.. lol.. so punny... so parker's dad suggested we played games.. haha.. i was like o.O im sure play games.. haha.. cool..

well all the gals played musical chairs, the guys sat out of the game XD..
i dun geddit... why are the gals so scared of losing and stuff.. pple like xin en will paste their hand on every chair that she passes by and pple like xiao le & agnes will juz stand there and refuse to move haha.. oso tonnes of screaming involved la.. haha..

well no one could beat agnes, since she is so good at butting in lol.. so he won.. but actuall lost.. because they were so kiasu, the rules changed to winner forfeit.. lol.. cool.. FORFEIT IN CLASS ON MON!!!

next up was murderer, where all of us played.. then everyone was supposed to be the victim & dectective at the same time.. & there was supposed to be only 1 murderer but parkers dad guai la.. picked 5.. but everyone oni tot got 1.. and i tot i was the oni 1... then right frm the start edmund died.. i was like watuf??? cause i din even look at him.. so slowly a lot of pple died.. den me and gao yuan were like winking at each other.. lol.. den she keep on scolding me say i very slow.. shld have died already... den i watuf? YOU are supposed to be dead la...

Lol.. den parkers dad came in luffing and told us wads going on.. -______- im sure.. lol..

next game was blow wind blow.. 1 person is supposed to stand in the mid and say "blow ind blow" den the seated crowd is supposed to say "blow hu?" (pls dun think dirty) then the dude is supposed to say smth like " blow the pple wif specs" and the pple wif specs are supposed to chiong and switch seats... while the person in the mid is supposed to grab a seat.. the one left without a seat in the mid continues the cycle..

lol.. the game was bomb rough and violent.. im sure wanqing headbutt (zomg! oxymoron) me in the face.. specs flew off (lol so i no specs no need to get blowed) orh cheh liao la... in the end gao yuan lost.. FORFEIT!!!..

then played charades and broken television... then present opening time!! haha.. parker opened the best prezzie first.. A BAG OF PLASTIC BAGS!!!! cool.. oh and when he opened the long sleeve shirt jere was like " see!! i told u all should have bought the sleevelss 1 "
but parker juz raised an eyebrow and said "i dun wear sleeveless" w00t! i rock haha..

after everythig was done, shared cab to potong pasir MRT wif tong, yiyan and gao yuan.. fare at the station was 9.. so thats $2.25 per person.. haha muz pay me.. i pok liao..

like omg.. this has to be the longest post i have ever written.. and really written.. on foolscap.. still muz type out lol.. here are some pics to let u see how long and how much i wrote .. lol..