Initial D card
Lol... my first post on the blog.
Anyway, just started an initial d card last sunday with desmond at marine square. Got myself a Suzuki Cappuccino... a not so popular car in Initial D i think.. but heck i like.
When we first got there at 10 30am in the morning, there was no one there at all.. Whooa, no need to lose face lol...Played like kok until about 1 pm, including other arcade games like RumbleFish2 (no it is no a typo), House of the dead 4 which is dam cool yet fffff x 10^8 (rotate 90 degree to the right) ex of $2 per game. Lol... come to think of it, the $2 could have been used to play another 2 round of Initial D... dam
Then there's this incident that totally shock me...
At around 12 noon, a family came and started playing initial d, lol. Apparently the father is paying for his kids, how nice... then came a real pro... and i mean it.... He challenge the little girl of that family to a race at the beginner track, and let her have a 1200m advantage in front... omg... yet he still won with his crazy car with a max speed of 240km/hr.....
Right after it, the little brother of the family challenge that guy for trashing his sister to a match at akagi, night and dry weather condition. Yet just like before, the pro guy let him have a 1000m advantage in front, and finally pass him using a blind attack( switching off the head light and driving in near complete darkness...), just like what Takumi did in the anime... How carzy can this guy get....
After getting own and seeing how that guy own the 2 kids, we went to have lunch at the marine food loft (food court) where desmond went mad and bought some korean cusine which costs a bomb... it could have been used to play another 6 rounds of Initla D... wooot
Well, that's all for that day. I'm so going to train hard hope to drift like that pro guy in the future...lol
sports climbing
today we(about half of ODAC) went to some rock wall in bukit batok for sports climbing. rock climbing really rocks. at first i managed to climb to the top twice at 2 different sections and felt quite accomplished. then on to the 3rd section to attempt. at first look it didn't look very hard as apart from a small hump at around the 3rd panel, the rest of it looked quite easy.
so i started climbing, then i was like wtf? i was stuck at the 2nd and 3rd panel cause of the stupid hump, and there was this missing handhold which i assumed would have been crucial for me to get up. after alot of encourage from the ppl below (thanks guys! =]) and numerous tries, i finally managed to get onto the 4th panel. quite a lot of handholds were quite crappy, with very little to grab onto, or roundish and hard to even put your fingers on it, but the rest of the handholds rocks (literally, rocks up and down, in and out when you hold on to them). so that wall was pretty hard to climb and took quite a lot out of me. unsurprisingly, i was dying at the 7th panel and eventually gave up, ending only at 7th panel after a grueling 15mins =(. but i wasn't that disappointed, since it was a pretty tough section, and i was already quite tired from the previous 2 climbs.
then gayle at the belay station next to mine started climbing. she took more or less then same route i took. the difference was that she got to the top in less than 5 mins!! everyone was like O_O guess we should start saying "gone with the gale" instead (cold laugh)
then on the way to the mrt, we passed by a vending machine to buy some drinks, since everyone was thirsty and most had already finished their water. then gerald tay decided to try the "dial-a-coke" function on the vending machine which basically required you to send an sms to their service number and the machine is supposed to give you a drink and the money will be charged to your phone bill. after calling and waiting for a long while nothing happened, so we guessed the feature wasn't working and left. after walking about 200m away, gerald suddenly received an sms that went somewhere along the lines of "thank you for your purchase" and he rushed back to the machine for his drink. only to realise it wasn't there. it was a pretty sad case for him, but probably a happy case for the person who was standing there when the machine vended the drink (assuming the service isn't just a fake for cheating ppl of their money).
anyway the whole experience was very fun, though i got a few scratches here and there. can't wait for the next rock climbing session!
Depressed.
haiz... sorry.... i cant type a t0k k0k post now.... really no mood.... very moody..... haiz.....
and this will be my first post without a lol meaning a lol......
feel so depressed and sianz... have many gd frens leaving... bah.. why liddat.. worst of is 1 fren gotta leave cause she cant afford sch fees and the fucking school dun wanna help.... excuse my french here.. juz very pissed...
bah... feel very left out also...... very sian..... how to say... hmm.. no one tok to me... haiz.... og also splitting..... gd frens also got other better frens.... very lonely now....
well.. at least i still have the brudderhood.... thx guys..
lost
at this moment, i feel lost..really lost...
although i scored full marks for my very first econs essay..tt is onli full marks in lvl 1. i.e i got 3 out of 10...the thing is, i've been procrastinatin too much..and just when i thought my life is startin to get organized n neat...i've lost sight of the upcomin wkend....i dunno wad im gonna do n how my time is gonna b spent...i know this wld onli end up in me just wastin them away..i dun want to..but i really dunno how to allocate my time n plan ahead with so many unknown variables....so many plans to do so many stuff..but no action.....
for now, im aimlessly waiting....就是痴痴的等待，等着等着也等了不知道有几个小时了。。。什么也没做到，什么也没完成。。。时间就这样的浪费了。。。眼睛也红了，人也累了。。。就是继续地等待。。。也许在下一刻就等到了。。我不知道几时会等到，不过我会继续的等，能等多久就多久，至少多那么一刻。。。
Econs
What letter does economics begin with?
yep, my first grade of the year (thats a grade from my assignment if you hadn't realise), pretty good start though, at least i know i definitely won't be deproving for my next assignment.
econs is like a multi-disciplinary subject. firstly, it really puts your communication skills to the test. we have to spend the half the lesson trying to explain a simple qn to the tutor, which after a while, even the ppl not listening understands the qn, but somehow the tutor just blabbers on and on about an answer for some other qn. so judging from the results, we've clearly failed in communication.
we also get to learn more about egypt where econs had its origins, and i've got proof for it
why else will the tutor be scribbling hieroglyphics on our answer script??
which is why the tutor can hardly understand what we are saying in our answers
how can she give us good for a point she just marked us down for??
also probably why we can't understand her either
on top of these, we get to learn efficient note-taking which allows us to save about negative 5mins from asking her what the shortforms actually stand for
people always say that econs is common sense and i truly agree with it after taking 1 month of econs. firstly, you mustn't blame the lecturer if you can't hear what she's saying, cause as the lecturer said "thats the loudest the mic can go" and the lecturer can't talk any louder than a whisper.
another incident involved a few students sitting right at the back of the LT and said they can't see whats on the screen, and the econs lecturer smartly corrected them by standing about 2m from the screen and saying "are you sure? but it looks so clear to me"
yet another incident happened just today when another few students sitting right at the back (students just don't learn do they?) exclaimed they can't see the words on the screen. so she started using the auto-focus function which didn't help very much as the words are still damn small, and some senseless idiots probably suggested to her to zoom in instead, and once again, she corrected them by saying "zooming won't help, it only enlarges the words". like obviously small words are easier to read, duuuhh.
the econs tutor is also very friendly and really encourages us to ask questions about things we don't understand in class. once a certain boy in class was unsure of what the shortforms on the board was, so he asked the tutor, and after she said what it stands for, she even encouragingly said "its ok to ask questions about what you don't know *PAUSE* but if you were listening you should already know what it stands for". now now, don't you already feel like asking more questions now?
well, i guess everything else about econs is just mind-boggling and includes thinking in circles and confusing yourself. as well as spend 3 hrs in front of the library, trying to complete a simple worksheet by working on a mac laptop with microsoft word that keeps hanging whenever you accidentally drag a picture onto the taskbar. but i shan't complain, i love my econs grp, at least we're enthu and hardworking enough to actually do the qns seriously.
Disclaimer: Characters in this post are purely fictional, any resemblance to anyone dead or living is purely coincidental so don't sue me for this
Dis-Disclaimer: Disclaimer may be a lie
THIS IS A POST
right.. this is a goddamn post.. im saving the day pls.... muz finish the post.. before 12 am..... MUZ.... 11.51 now.. ok... muz faster.... so have post today....
yar.. today mudder boring day... thurs days.... allllllll tutorrials... oni 1 lecture.... and end sch at 4... but there is a tiwst! haha... l8er on u will noe....
well today nth much lar... got pe lecture... sianzzzzzzzzz..... waste pe time.... den we v bored lar.. hmm... got anything interesting not huh... hmm.... 11.53.. hmm.. ya... oh ok.. ya nth interesting..
den went for recess.. den edmund the mabomb was saying smth like cantonese for eff you is DIU LEI.. and so.. diu is eff yew see kay.. and den lei is you lar.... ... den lol some man...
marcus suddenly start luffing like some mudder bomb.... den we like.. waTUF?! den he blurtted out....... DIU DIU DIU~! LOLX.... all the guys arnd us were like luffing like mad... den lolx.. we keep saying diu diu diu like some music liddat.. den pple all arnd were like waTUF? haha.. quite hilarious lar... so nxt time ar.. when pple sing the song "blue da blue de ba blah blahblah" by effiel 65, dun think they sining oni.. they are eff-ing u.. cause the song goes..... "DIU DIU DIU.. yo listen up heres a story a bout a lil guy hu lives in a blue world..." lolx
omg... 11.57.. yar... oh yar.. today mudder bomb supposed to be released by 4pm 1.. den got released at 2.40.... cause ms tang lynn lynn was some tmd... lolx.... she wan go tru tutoreal.. den ask.. who never do? den 3 pple raise up hand including me...... den she try to attitude and turn the class angst us den say..... since u pple never do.. i shall cancel this lesson..bring over to tuesday...... WATUF? lolx....
but who noes.. we were quite glad not to end at 4... haha..LOSER!!!
omg 11.59 now... gtg liaozzzzzz bb!
"I bid 1 yellow"
Yes, its true. Times of crisis bring out the best in people. In this case, the ban on poker cards before 5pm has set the creative minds of hardworking students to work hard once again to...'come up with a solution to the problem'. The answer? UNO cards! yes!, a group of students have modified the card game into a game of bridge and even abstained from using poker card terms such as King, Queen, Spades, Clubs etc... all together! Now who said Singaporeans were not creative?
Cup A = Sprite Cup B = Sprite
wah some bomb... im sure no one post anythin.... no cannot.. cannot die so fast... so ima crap some post here.. as usual...
ok larx... today quite man... PW first time.. got some indian? teacher... yar.. some mrs jasvindar cow.. or kaur smth liddat... den nth much.. do introduction... whereby u ask smth interesting abt another class mate blah blah den intro her/him yar.. hmm wait.. him/her more apporpriate.. guys first XD
quite glad la... cause my partner is this china mama in class that i never spoke a word to before..so quite happy..now i have talked to everyone in class liao, which i think many havent acheive yet.... yar... well wad can i say? i rock
den today.. rather man.. during econs lecture.... like bomb... sat beside CHOCOLATE and JIKWANG.... the man... ok lar.. jikwang not so bad.... he now some gd boy.. listening to the lecture and copying notes lor... like wahhh.. so onz sia.. but chocolate the man..... tru out the whole lecture telling me porn bomb pick up lines... here are a few..
1. Ooo laaaddy, u made my SOFTWARE into HARDWARE.. omg........
2. Did u juz fart? you blew me awayyy
3. Heyy, Sit on my lap and lets talk, see what pops up first
wait.. the next one the most bomb
4. Heyy laadyy do u raise chickens? well, you sure raised my cock....
like ... what the.... some man.. coming from a woman.. lolx
so quite man lar.. tru out the lecture we were all like.... wtf... shuddup lar.. im ser u so pornnn..lolx... den the most bomb part of todae came larx.. the econs teacher, ask for some volunteer to do some shid.. den lalala.. a few people were like KENNYYYYYYYY~~
den i dunno which ljb saboh me, first said CHIN NAM!.. den slowly... but surely... a few more of my name popped out.. den WAH BOMB.. the whole class was like
CHIN NAMMMMMMM. so loud drown out all the calls for
kennyyy!! wah some man.. why call my name? did i allow? haiz.. disobedient pple..lolx... den i purposely look arnd like um who ar? where chin nam.. den i also shouted to the teacher "chin nam absent" but tmd she some mudder.. dun believe me.... nvm .. next time u watch out...
lol go there.. quite manly... asked to taste 2 cups of soda.. first cup, CUP A, very small cup.... lolx XD... geddit? ok nvm.. carry on..... CUP A.. i taste.. hmm "wad is it chin nam?"
hmm... sprite... yar.. i think sprite..
then on to CUP B, slightly bigger.. LOL XD, ok yar.. um... ok... den i tasted it.. den i immediatly accidentally blurt out "wah some bomb, im sure" lolx..... u noe why?
"so wad is that?"......... um.. SPrite.. LOLX... RATHER man.....
haha... but actually.. i shld be able to tell the difference 1..... haiz... s2pid chocolate.. grimme s2pid mint candy .. den i eat until like numb numb and sweet sweet and cool cool... hmm no.. i still hawt.. yar XD... so aiyar.. mess arnd wif my tastebuds den haiz.. cannot tell much diff... s2pid...
haiz.. den got phys land yatch thingy.. aiya bomb..our yatch some man suck cause steering like bomb.. keep spinning like man.... den i v smart.. cause our yatch hor.. front wheel oni got 1 wheel... so steering suck..... den i hmmmmmmmmm.. lets put the yatch opposite direction... let 2 wheels frm the back steer.......
DEN WAH BOMB!! some MUDDER FAR.. WOOOOOO.. EAT THAT LOSERSSSSS.. the other grps all so stunned..... hah.... i rock man.. eh i planned it can.. really..
haiz.. sai.. need go copy some home work liao... blog agn nxt time ba... till den, ciao! stay k0k always
chalet bomb.. fright night
hey sup yall, greetings to all my peeps....... todae.... is damn bomb tiring....... zzz.. why liddat leh u ask.... aiyar some man la.. last nite.. or this morning slept at 5am larx... hmm ok not really... i think 530 am... den woke up at 9.... so bomb tired now... feel like dieing..... BUT never say dieeee sooooo i will blog this entry anyways......
DISCLAIMER: you might find this post full of shit cause i very tired and going to 烂掉& 瘫痪 soon... but haiz.. wads the diff anyway.. all the posts are full of shit..... lolx.......
hmm.. got dota game now... um.. continue later
ok....... im back...and its 2:47am now..... i totally 烂掉 liao.... got damn bad headache lar.. s2pid bro use comp until so mudder late.... some 他妈的 la... oh shit.. cannot say that.... cause ta ma de = wo ma de... not gd.. tsk.. ok oh yar... chalet... yar.... back to chalet..
Well ytd supposed to meet at 1030 lar... but then.. tmd some mudder eff... the bus i took like went
down brokeback mountain lar.... so it broke down... XD.. so some bomb.. den i reached tampenis at 1045 larx.. v late hor? budden lolx.... received a call frm ben goh... den he said "eh how to go there ar? we going straight.. we juz boarded train at
jurong ........ "some bomb.....
lol.. ok so we met lor.. den zi jian hungry we went macs to eat shid and stuff... den nk was like saying.. hmm changi ar.. wah there damn mudder bomb haunted.. dun play play.. den i was like lets go GHOST HUNTIN! den nk was like.. u eff hole.. u go urself.. seriously there damn the bomb haunted......den i oni jkjk oni lar duh.. i v humji 1.. still got bad experiences before in sarimbun... haiz.....ok.... den went to meet ben goh and wy.. i went toilet lar.. for a brief 1 min... den when i came back they were GONE!!!!!! i was like wtf? where they... called jere.. den "we on bus" GGXX... den i had to board the mudder bus myself lar.. kaoz..
jere said ok get off at stage 12.. so i lalala wait in the bus.. bout 30 mins or so.. reached stage 12.. den i got out......... den ...... no one at the bus stop.. i called them and they were like ???? where u??? we at bus stop leh.. u not there.. den i was like "WTF I AT THE MUDDER STAGE TWELVE CAN???" den in the background i could hear pple like.. "eh eh eh there! there the bus!!" den i was like.....zzzzzzz... had to walk.. apparently, according to zj, MY bus got prob.. miss calculate a few bustops so i stopped 2 bustops earlier..... he said he saw his own bus at stage 12 exact........ mebe i counted every single stop.. and look carfully.. every single mudder time jump 0.5 stage is correct..... mebe their bus stop is stage 13 lar... zj how bull shid...
so reached there bomb arnd a lil... and like can read frm willy's post, played zhong ji mi ma to finish the food.... oh and the food really... really... really the bomb suck... i guess its prolly cause its been left there hmm.. say 6 hours? lol.... 1 point in time there were pple saying like "eh.. the chicken is not bad wad.."
then the reply was "-______- zOmG thats fish...."
BOMB
stoned arnd a lil.. den we were all quit thirsty frm swallowing styrofoam foodstuffs... den the water punch was out... so we decided.. to go buy some drinks! the journey there was quite interesting lar... a lot of tOk kOk as usual... den cause nk wanted to build up on his ghost story line thingy den keep saying he see a lot of ghosts everywhere lol.. den weeping and willy were like damn pissed (cause they actually quited freaked out lolx) den nk was like.. there.. got 1 walking beside u.. den weeps was like SHUDDUP LA.. lolx.. damn damn funny man ahaha.. den i also joined in lar.. got some taxi drive by den i OMFG THE TAXI NO ONE DRIVING.... lol.. den everyone bomb me.... yar.. den we also passed by these few frangipani trees and the smell of frangipani was damn mudder strong den wy and ben were like quite freaked.. thats when i screamed lar.. like wad willy said in his post.. lol wy totally jumped and screamed haha.. so funny... but still better than my ogl who got screamed by me, and fell down... lol.. i think i some rock...
nth much cept for zj tried to buy some booze for us but failed attempt cause puberty lvl 1 at sec 4 LOL... sia la shld have sprayed some white hair spray on nk and ask him go buy... the rest of journy covered by whalea liao....
went back... they played naruto on GC and i no play.. cause i dun noe how and dun like to play.. i wanted play cards.. but yz and 3 other pple playing bridge..left me and wy alone.. cannot play anything.. den i like lets play asshole dai de.. so we all can play.. den yz said "no" den i "yay" and continued rotting....
den some pple sian went upstairs room gathered arnd.. played heart attack.. which was no fun at all cause i forever and ever never get to win? oni amusing part was listening to zijian bullshitting on how he aim pple.. and justifying that when he missed everyone and hit himself he did it on purpose and etc.. yar.. quite amusing.... he muz be a real pro... all the games quite stone lar.... played mudderer like some mudder bomb.. quite effed up.. den very degen.. so we played the words game.. the say a letter den continue on and whoever spells the word dies and stuff... but that game totally killed everyone and everyone started to die off slowly... den i was about to fall asleep lar....
den jeremy was like "ehhh why come here slp.. wake up wake up" i was like SUDDENLY wide awake..... u noe why? pls dun say EH WAKE UP WAKE UP! at 4 am to pple who are in uniform grps... they will like OMG FIRE DRILL and juz drop dead... for thoes hu have no clue.. fire drill = midnite/early morning PT, ok.. more of tekan den PT..
so i was like.... omg.. pls dun say that.. den weeps and dali were like.. yar.. dun say tt pls... same sentiments..so we suddenly damn revitalised.. den me and weeps toked some kok lar......den quite bomb... at arnd 5 am... weeps suddenly stoped dead in the middle of the convo and said "omg.. do u hear tt?" and den i was like harh?? hear wad.. den the nxt sentence made me skip a heart bear.. he said "hear the phone ring......." OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG none of us noticed that there was any phone at ALL in the entire hse.... den i was like WTFFFFFFFFFFF.......
den weeps heard it agn.. den he chionged out of the room followed by me.. and we both heard it dis time... we chionged down the stairs den.. "eh.. oh.. there IS a phone" lolx....... haha.. anyway when he reached the phone, the line was dead liao... den weepin was like "scully later pick up den got the song 我等着你回来，我等着你回来” lol...... that was some bomb.. he freaked himself out and freaked me out too.. den we chiong back up...... phone rang agn... 3rd time.. we chionged out weeps litterally flew down the stairs and picked up the phone..... 5 sec later.. he put down.. "bomb.. this is ur singtel morning call"... wtf...
well.. after that our minds were at rest den we went to slp lo... at 530
woke up bombed arnd a lil.. i woke up at 9.. one of the latest.... den went down watched them play GC.. for like 5 min.. den i passed out on the sofa.. i remember i said.. "wah shid.. i buai ta han liao" den passed out.. lol so drama.......
sianz.. dun wan tok about the morning and aft noon liao... nth much to tok about lar... basically juz got pangsehed for kbox so never go zZzZ.
ok time now is 3.41...... i took near 1 hour to type this post.. u wan noe why? cause when i typing this half way.. there was this mudder loud noise like pple liddat downstairs..... and all doors lock everything locked and no one supposed to be there.... so now i am typing and being v v v vigilant and scared and bomb.. with a club in my hand... occasionally go half way down e stairs to check arnd a bit.... so.. yar... v slow....
kk i think i faster off the comp off the light and chiong into my room lock door.... kk zhao liao.. BYEE
happy bird-day
yesterday was eleanor's sis elizabeth aka bird's birthday. so went over to changi chalet to celebrate her birthday. when we reached there at 11++, there was lots of catered food left (from their taste, it doesn't take a genius to guess why so much was left). we were told not to waste food and so we started playing zhong1 ji2 mi4 ma3 to clear all the food. the rice totally rocks (as hard it them anyway) and jeremy even went off to puke after eating it. dishes include Fright Rice, Styrofoam Fish with Sweet and Sour Water, Salted Salty Prawn in Salt and Chocolate Eeeeeee-clair. wahahaha, and i didn't lose a single time =p
then after that we went out around midnight to buy drinks. we had to walk the whole stretch of road to get to the nearest 7-11. chin nam damn bomb, keep pointing out "ghosts" everywhere and then he suddenly screamed damn loud behind weiyang, who also screamed and clinged onto my shoulder -_- (no i'm not gay) walk walk walk, quite sian cause everyone like half asleep liao
the midnight scene of changi village was quite omgwtfbbq. everywhere you see women (or should i say "women"?) wearing skirts that totally redefine the meaning of short, there was even someone who wore bikini top. they were standing at the side of the roads waving at the cars, no prizes for guessing what they were doing.
then on the way back, it was even more bomb. we met this huge group of punks and one of the guy started looking and us and asking something like "got problem is it? look at us for what?" *heart skips a beat*. seemed like a scene right out of 15, quite scary but we just ignored him and walked pass, thankfully the rest of the group wasn't really looking for trouble and just dragged him along.
back at the chalet, nothing much to do, then we played gc (gamecube not graphics calculator) and cards. then played heart atk and murderer until about 4:30, then me feeling sleepy, zaoed to sleep.
then today, after waking up, everyone was so stone, all staring into blank space or staring into their eyelids. played a bit more of gc in the morning and zaoed to tampines mall for brunch. after and uneventful walk around TM and CS, visit to the arcades, we went home. my sandals got totally owned and the entire bottom of the right sandal came out, then my feet level was like -_ and i ended up walking home with 1.5 sandals.
and erm, dunno what else to say liao, so bye bye and see you next time =)
Back 2 t0k k0k agn!
hullo hullo yalll, i know yall have been missing moi yeah? so im back~~!!! wooo.. yeah..
okok.. yall can stop clapping and cheering and woooooooo-ing liaoz..
no.. seriously... its getting irritating....
OK RIGHT, lets begin... hmm lets see ... these few days have been quite bomb larx yar... basically quite borin lar wif lectures and stuff, slping tru them as usual...... sorry lar.. cannot help it siaa.... yar.. but omg lar.. i reaaaaaallllyy LOVE MY CLASS <3<33333333333
hmm thats a guai lan heart lolx.. ok back to point.. yar.. i think my class rox my sox larx.. my class is some bomb.. cause got pple like
marcus neo JI KWANG!! and sexy pple like KooL CheiH YaO, yao yao yao, yao dao wai po qiao! den got mudder bomb gals like CHOCOLATE and noisy big mouthed but fun gals like xiao le... den also got skrued up triathelete sea games bronze medalist manly bomb gal who can ran forever...yar.. also got monsterface 10A1s mudder bomb..
basically got mix of relatively nice pple, monsters, muggers, and effed up shidface baaasstards like me and u... a goooood balance!
basically my class some full of shit mabomb.. we whole dae luffing like some man larx.. ohhh yarrr my class also got some SICK DILDO GIRL, ZOMFGWTFSOMEBOMBBRINGSTICKYDICKDILDOTOSCHOOLANDTHROWATPPLE... yar la... quite the man...
but these few days nth much happened lar but got quite a few jokes lar.. like um..
Q: how did the computer feel when it had nothing to do?
A: it was mudder bored
roflmao rite hahahahaha.. hmm oh yar.. still got this bomb chem lecture the teacher ask
Q. what did the male atom say to the female atom when she exploded
A. dunno wad not funny shit
DaBomB's answer: You some bomb.
lol.........
yar.. now shld be on my way to eleanor's sis chalet le lar.... k? go there TKSSPM and come back write some more k0k for u all larx... yea.. so now.. gtg liao..... Peace out _ shalom .. lolXD
Dirty Laundry of P'avogleae
As much as i wld like to term this a "Desperate Housewife", i think callin this post:
Expose: Carol
is more suitable...
so u think that Larissa was the onli one with a mysterious backgrd in my OG...her controversial identities clashing with ea.other..on one hand, the 乖巧的千金 who has nv been into an arcade or the schemin 大姐头.....well, that is not the case...in reality, there is more!!! not abt her..but abt another person i.e. Carol..
apart from hvin a debatable fetish for wawterpolo boys..she isnt exactly the "clean" person she is supposed to b...dun believe her when she claims that she doesnt say the F-word anymore, all the more u shldnt believe her when she cups her ear in an attempt to shield tt word out of her not so innocent mind...it's all a ploy i say, n believe me u shld~ i am not making baseless claims, i hv solid proof to back my theory...
for those who have yet to watch the Merchants in Cool GP video, it's highly probable that u wldnt understand my proof fully..nevertheless, keep my proof in ur mind as u watch the video, and u can see easily, n come to the same conclusion as i had...
bascially, i spotted my gd ol'fren TeaZhiHao and decided to sit nxt to him...onli to realise that Carol was actually in front of me! now, not long into the video, Carol was dozing off like the many others...she was complainin that she is very slpy..HOWEVER, when the video starts to tok abt juicy stuff and show some really questionable images..Carol was wide awake! n no longer feeling tired!!!
after the video, when i asked...she claimed tt the fault lies at us ( her frens mainly), cause we woke her up...hmmm....i wld like to call this another one of her ploy/act to cover up for her "innocent" self...however, i wld leave u on ur own to decide whether it is the truth or just simply more lies...
heh...guess u nv learn abt the "dark" side of Carol in truth or dare sessions eh???
P.S. the Merchants in Cool video is a really bomb-cool video..a must watch for all those who hv yet to do so..moreover...its free admission!
Corrections
er hem.. i do not just stick with mervin ok, its SO6F and yes! the brudderhood is at fault! nvr tell me anything then say i pang seh..... hmph! =P
oh, and due to the invention of a greater device, chin has now slept less during lectures. will upload a video soon to prove it...heh
*EDIT*
The video is now here:
Princess or "Princess" ???
if u hv been watchin enuf tv and movie, n thinkin enuf, u wld come to the same conclusion as i did, that is.............
Larissa is some 大姐头 ...not in the lian sense, but the high class triad sense...
Reasons:
firstly, the way she dresses is exactly like out of movies...she is like some really big boss from the movies..
secondly, Orchard Rd is like her backyard....she frequents there...and from some lesson in sch, i heard that Orchard Rd is crowded with schemin ppl who asks some of ur time for some survey or sth..and con u into signin some contract which u cant get out of..that is, such terms are written in fine print...now, her backyard is full of such ppl => she hired them to hang out at her backyard => supports my theory that she might b some 大姐头.. moreover, her handwriting is like those fine prints u fine in those contracts..which goes to show, she must hv taught those ppl how to fully utilise the beauty of fine prints...
thridly, thnx to the chem lecturer today, i realised a lot of ppl goes to her land (Lala~Land) to slp during lectures n tutorials...n one who frequents Lala~Land is none other den our 老大!!!!
hmmm.....*more thinking.... perhaps the whole thing abt being a princess (her door sign) is actually being a "princess"....hmmm.....
Note. this post is purely fictional n rubbish..by no means is our nice girl a 大姐头. in fact, she hasnt even been to an arcade b4 we brought her to one...and i hereby apologise if this post angered anyone....i wld gladly remove it if requested to do so
Biography Part 0.5
our 老大, basically he is
charismatic : he is famous and has lots of coolio frens in sec.sch
generous: apart from all the 万s he gave us, his some of his OG mates got really neat stuffs
persistant: as persistant as
ah boy he can dig out a lot of stuffs thru phone calls
unbeatable: in the sense of tokin kok, he can create Scandium out of nth.....
has a mega cool alarm clock -> radio...i use it too, but not the way he does it
his goes from soft to blasting...mine is constantly at soft...n mine does not hv heavy rock stuff like his....
special abilities:
slpin anywhere n anytime, from lectures to tutorials, from sofas to cold hard concrete floor...basicall when he is tired, he can slp ....
he can call ppl anywhere n anytime...from shittin to....
Biography
bathing...yes..u did not read wrongly..he can make phone calls while bathing...nk can testify to tt...
o ya..as the boss...he has this grp contact in his hp..so at the touch of 1 button, he can fwd smses to all of us...
the nxt in line...
Name: Tan Ngee Kiang a.k.a nk a.k.a uncle kiamp a.k.a Cheeky a.ka the porn guy (or any other variations of it , ahem..no offense k? im just tryin to give a real interestin biography..)
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he used to play badminton real hardcore hence he has mega big forearms...n contary to popular beliefs..he is really really strong...there are still debates goin on as to whether he got his huge forearms from other activities..ahem* now, he looks the oldest amongst us...really..no joke...he doesnt look his age..neither does his dressing..though he improved a lot on it...he used to look like some 30~40 yr old uncle, all he needs is to highlight a few streaks of white hair, and u get ur uncle...btw, he has this really
Zomgwtfreallysomemegabigbomb jacket-vest-like-thingy..it is really actually a netting...very mega 大炸弹..its like Shikamaru's vest with Tenmari's stockings (Naruto, can summone kindly link some pics??)....well, 老大 reasoned that the course of nk's warped mindset n look is because he lives in beach rd, a 老人窟...he figured that the place is affecting nk n making him not onli look old but think old too, and he higly encouraged nk to move out of tt 老人窟, cause just goin there alone makes him feel old too...that place is seriously not happening enuf, very quiet n tranquil...really old....now, nk is rather popular n famous too in sec.sch for reasons i shall not divulge....anw, he has weird mood swings..he cld just suddenly become anti-social like weepin (though now weepin is more of Dominic [ his social side] ), and at other times he wld just kb abt how much he is rottin at home..like me, he enjoys rottin at home sometimes...another pt to note is, never disturb him while he is slpin. u wont noe when he wld wake up on a bad mood n tries to kill u....scary..real dangerous..
Signature action(s):
the fourth finger with a -.- look..
his "wtf!?!?!?!?"
nxt in line...o..its me!! too boring...so lets skip me..after all, this is suppose to b an interestin compliation of the enigmatic ppl of our grp..apart from knowing lots of ppl because of AV in sec.sch..there isnt anything worth mentionin..so on to the nxt one!
ah boy~!!!!
Name: Chia Yan An a.k.a LoVe Doctor a.k.a a lot of other names he goes by...
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regardin him, i dun really noe much....he says he spends most of his time watchin tv n playin computer, surfing sites like miniclip.com...im comin to believe this more n more...he is the most atheletic one amongst us..n he is the chinese pro....a 完美主义者 too...his products are exceptionally gd n nice to look at...and he is really generous too, apart from the dogs he n three other guys bought for his class's girls (the other guys are just useless), he once bought sth for his cousin too.dun rmb wad..to me, he is kinda mysterious..i cant really think much to write abt..hopefully 老大 wld care revealin more stuffs???
interesting facts:
1. he does hv someone he likes, n managed to get her phone number as a bday gift from his cousin...
2. he has superb handwriting...its totally like printed n freaking neat...rmb..he is a guy...
well, 老大 claims to know everything abt him...therefore...consult him...(he probably drilled everything out of
ah boy from all the phone calls he made to him)
hmm...now we hv no.5 :
Name: Eugene Tan a.k.a E.T. a.k.a alliednations a.k.a allien(fron his second alias) a.k.a Besides memories what's gone
n blah n blah n blah~ (his permanent msn nick...really...)
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he looks disproportionate...his legs are longer den his body, however he claims that his body is perfectly balanced n proportionate..he measured n calculated...his body is rather close to the Golden Ratio... graduated from Maha Bodhi P.sch, he is an avid player of Miniature Golf (or sth like tt)...one of the two computer experts we hv here, his expertise is on firewalls and anti-virus etc....he supposedly hv at least 1gig worth of firewalls n anti-virus software and etc so he is the guy to go to when u hv problems with ur computer...some time back...there was rumors that he supposedly spoils his comp so that he can fix em back as a hobby n time-killer... oso he is the notorious lagger, onli second to Dali (dali~baoli baoli~dali dali~baoli..ok..sry...) .the Ancient (ps. dali's fav mobile on gb is Trico the dino).... hmm...he has a tv n comp in his room.....n lives nxt to some sch...anw...
latest update:
he has been very pangseh of the brudderhood lately and always M.I.A (missin in action)...apparently, he has been stickin with his classmate Mervin (im sry cause i dunno how to spell his name) ...however, he claims that the brudderhood is the one at fault cause he is not informed abt anything...hmm..leave much to think abt...
and now, the guy w/o a hp...
Name: Willy Heng a.k.a Big W a.k.a Willybate (i think theres more, just cant rmb)
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firstly, he wld b glad and very appreciative if anyone care to spare him a hp... he used to carry this fat bag, onli second to Zeyan's mega grn black white black, and the pull it up real high...when he walks, he kinda move to a groove..take a closer look the nxt time u see him ard...he is now carryin this really cool FXCreations bag with Bomb stuffs hanging ard...one sneaker, 2 dice and 1 bell (gone due to jealous ppl playin with it)...he does hv a console game i.e. the Gamecube...n he is really gd at games...not only is he the RTS Gaming God among us, he is also our top-notch comp expert. in the computing n programming field that is..oso, he is the top scorer, the smartest in our grp...it is amazin how he studies, since all his notes (like me) are in this mega enlarged pocket file...he nv packs his file unless there is a file check....
latest update:
currently, he is ungoing a makeover...he has a coolio bag n matchin pencil case...now we are callin for ppl who are willin to donate to the BiGW-akeover Fund. he needs a haircut...a new hairstyle...n perhaps some really bomb clothes
lastly, yz..
Name: Tan Yu Zhuo a.k.a yz a.k.a Mr.Popular (and a lot of other nicks)
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he started as a small, but tall boy, (just tt we were taller) ...and now he is this coolio, hottie, cuttie Mr.Popular, with his new haircut, he even made my OG's very own princess noticed him........his secret close(rumoured to b more den close) connections with his P.sch frens has just been discovered....and he is a very patient guy...he made these car models n painted em....oso, he is the most musically inclined one, hvin a grade 7 piano....
Latest updates:
we are currently tryin to dig up more abt his elusive social life...n his secret connections with this girl call Fang..more will b posted abt him once we get new info...
thus close the biography file.....anyone wld like to add on???
Weeping
econs today was damn sad and even though my group was damn enthu and worked a lot on the essay, we got a bloody E. E for our first essay, how demoralising, i shall elaborate more about it when i get my hands on our essay answer.
and today is wee pin's birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEE PIN!!! so we bought him a school rumble figurine set for his present. apparently he likes yakumo the most and when we took her to take a look, wee pin was like :"hey , don't touch my yakumo", guess he wants to leave all the touching to himself. =p
then my class(some of us) stayed back after sch to have lunch together and we sat there cracking jokes and talking cock for 3 whole hrs!! then we started discussing about what names wee pin's siblings will have. his sisters should be called Crying and Sobbing, and since 男人流血不流泪, we decided that his brother should be called Bleeding instead.
somehow we went on to my chinese name, and i said i'm wang2 wei3, then chenxi heard is as yang2 wei3, and there was a hell lot of laughs from heyi and chenxi, to find out the joke, click
hereits so fun for ppl to gather together and talk cock, we should do this more often lol
Vdae
i meant to do this yesterday, but then ended up being too tired cause of some bloody asshole who, i think his brain screwed up and got programmed:
{
1. go downstairs at 4am
2. beat slippers random number of times
3. laugh hysterically
4. holler some noncensical words at top of voice
5. shout simbilan simbilan simbilan (dunno spell correct or not, but basically 999)
6. repeat a random action from above
7. pause for a while
loop FOREVER;
}
until at least 6 am that is, when i guess someone finally did wat he was shouting and called 999. was so damn happy sia, he caused me to be so tired the whole day, i practically stoned the day away and forgot all that happened cept that i was quite pai seh that i din think of getting anyone else gifts when other ppl were so nice to just buy gifts for like everyone else.. maybe nxt year lah... maybe...XP
and btw, thnx for the gift... lol i din quite do a survey but i agree, anyway its still on my keys...see, so nice rite?XD
Clarifications
just so that u ppl noe..
1).regarding the mahjong tile hp ornament, half the ppl i surveyed or rather more than half, finds it very
beng. precisely wad i think abt it.
2). that not so random picture our
ah boy posted is actually some guys takin a leak into the sea...by no means was it a random picture of guys standin ard and
Laughin
Out
Loud
BOMB VDAE
todae some bomb lar.... damn the man...... all the s2pid unthoughtful pple buy bomb generic shid stuff and give pple............... SOOO NOT 诚恳 LOR... unlike me lol XD.. spent so bomb much money to buy individual gifts lorrr..... AM I NICE OR WHAT?!.. come on......
yar.. eh i soo sad pls... the 5 pple i gave individual gifts to.. oni 1 gave me back an individual gift lor.. the others all the chocs bomb.. so suck lar.. i so angry i ate them all up 1 go....... ok actually not.. i bluff.. sorry..... and plSSSSSS SOME SUCK CAN??? the CHOCS they give SOME SUCK.... not to be mean but.. COME ON ... WHY HERSHYS KISSES?? SO SUCK... esp the white choc one.. cause kisses so small and bomb den aiyar.. juz suck lar.. melted some more.... and WHYYYY I WAN REAL KISSES ):.. tmd some eff hole.... i deprived from love la.. i everyday go home sit some corner and 烂掉..... haizzzz... yar... where is the love... dum dum da dum, dum da dum dum, dum dum dum, dum da dum da dum... ok some bomb..
I HATE MY CLASS GIRLS!!!!!! SOOOOO EVIL PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.... i think i am such a nice nice nice nice guy lar.. they ALL climb over my head can... like some man.. keep kachiao me to buy balloons and roses and stuff for dem..... some ta ma de zha dan... I HOW HOW POK PLS.. at the end of today i left wif 5 cents... FIVE MUDDER CENTS.... not even FIFTY CENTS.. cannot go CANDY SHOP.... XDDDD lolx.. not funny rite? or u dun get the joke... listen more music....... music for lyfe.. yar.. anyway back to the point...... xiao le and agnes some damn whiney pple pls..... down there.. aiyarrr chin nammmmmmm.... buy for me laaaaa.. pLSSSSSSSSS .. damn the man.......... like some bomb...... den of course i some MR NICE GUY ... cannot resist their crys for love, bought for them lar, den my wallet 爆炸... now black color..... oh.. was that colour to start wif... hmmm.... ........ ai yarrr why never ask jeremy to buyyyyy... i shld stop being suck a nice guy.... and be a jerk and bastard and some bomb den make all of them hate me......... HAHAHA i rock man.....
Any way... today quite nice lar overall... juz dat xiaole some leech lar..... den yar... pok also lar....
oh yar.. den today gave the brudderhood symbolic prezzie ... to all the 7 pple in this blog.. damn cool gift.. i shall review it now....
ITS A MAHJONG TILE HANDPHONE ORNAMENT!!!!! soooo in tune wif the blog theme pls.. and i got the 萬子set, none repeated, each got diff number.. for now juz show u my one... nxt time upload for u.. OUR ONES!.
SOO COOL RITE~~~ SOO ENVY RITE!.. haha for now.. CIAO
Forms
today i went to the moe website to check out the pre-u scholarship our teacher was telling us about in class. really interesting to see what kind of mistakes ppl make on forms, isn't a big problem but quite funny anyway
amazing what carelessness can do sometimes.
note: this is not to mock anyone but merely pointing out an error in the form, pls don't sue me or not give me the scholarship when you discover who i am >_<
tok kok..
hmm ya hi..
my first post down here.. actually felt like tagging only, cos nothing much to say..
well.. i have been lagging in my h/w since the first piece of tutorial was given out.. juz couldnt get myself to do anything.. and the lecture tests are comingz.. Zzz..
wah, so touched 老大 actually bought something for us.. i got 四萬 lolz.. thx.. wonder if anyone got白板 lolz.. dun worry la, this is not the only day we can xchange gifts.. national day can give u something haha.. or u want 清明节?
sianz.. if u notice today lecture got one group of girls carrying doggie plushies.. ya very bomb right? u will like omgwtfknnbbqggxx.. who so siao? it kinda bombed my wallet together with a few other guys.. and today class lunch we went to swensens somemore.. my pocket chao da liao.. i was at the 4th floor and saw jeremy shooting the rocket in the no apologies thingy.. da man..
ya nothing to say liao.. i shall juz post a random pic.. which i strongly believe will be taken down haha..
c.y.a '-'
Dun be evil
yea, that's google's motto, but today, i discovered 2 other reasons why you should not be evil:
1. It comes back to you: during a particular lecture today, physics i think, i actually broke my gd boi image and went to video chin playing with his GC to "blackmail" him.. but in the end i happily video until someone behind me went to take picture of me doing it... haiz... really kena jack.. >.<
2. Something bad will happen(???): ok, this is not quite proven but who cares, this is a tok kok blog... anyway, i din do my journal once again and for dunno wat reason, i din bother to rush it out and hand it in. haha, mistake here, for the first time ever i trigger the alarm when i walked INTO Popular and suay suay the cashier was quite attentive... but wth lah, i walk in and out so many times nth happen, today bring journal only kena... see lah, really should have handed in that journal...
Valentine and Everyday Routine
so, its valentine tmr~ our dear 老大 bought us gifts! how nice of him...however, im not exactly a nice person...
not long back he was commentin abt not bloggin abt boring everday stuff like :
wake up early, brush teeth.....
u see...im here to rebut his statement...waking up early and brushin ur teeth is nth boring~
lets start with the first part of the statement: waking up early...
waking up early has a lot of gd points, firstly u wont b late for sch...which means no white slip...secondly..u hv more time to style ur hair!!! now, since its valentine tmr...all the more waking up early is impt! u see..waking up early allows u to finish wadeva preparations u nd b4 goin to sch n meetin up ur valentine! from combing n styling ur hair to comin up with a last minute valentine gift..like runnin down to the nearest 7-11 or Cheers to get ur chocolates b4 the other losers~ not onli so, waking up early enables u to call ur valentine! wads better den hvin ur valentine wake up to ur soft whispers???!!?! not onli tt...u can meet up with ur valentine to watch the sunrise! how romantik!
well...brushing ur teeth is equivalently impt!
for a very simple reason, its valentine's day!! who noes..u might b lucky?? u definitely dun wanna stink like some BOMB durin tt lucky moment when u strike lottery and scream! so do wad those p.sch dentists always teach...10 times on each portion of ur teeth
upper jaw - 5 portions x 3 (inside n outside, plus the chewing part)
lower jaw - 5 portions x 3 (inside n outside, plus the chewing part)
and u are well prepared for ur lucky moment~ ur p.sch dentist will b so proud of u ^^
so..let me guess wads the first thing u gonna do on valentine's day...
u gonna wake up n brush ur teeth. who says its gonna b boring? just think of all the possibilities! u can swap the toothpaste with white glue once u are done~!!! sabo the nxt in line!!! afterall its valentine's day! its not any other day! its exciting!
P.S. to make ur day even more exciting, come down to RJGE booth to buy urself n ur valentine a heart shape balloon..its filled with helium! impress ur valentine with ur ultimate high voice now~~~ its onli S$3.50 !!!
Valentine dae eve~~ Shopping bomb
Lol today man bomb.. reached home at 8...... wooo.. some man.. reached home so late cause shopping, ... ok more like WINDOW shopping for like 3 hours plus can.. for 5 gifts lor.... sooo hard to choose can.......
lol parents went out for dinner function so dunno i reached home so late Xþ HAHA.. wooooo..
bought symbolic stuff for a few pple lar..... like wad they usually say den buy smth symbolise that.. quite meaningful.. i so zai can.. den thoes that some bomb full of crap i dunno wad to buy.... den guess wad.. i bought EUGENE'S SQUEEZE BALL! wooo.. OH OH and yarrrrrrr
i am DAMN NICE CAN.. i bought stuff FOR the TKSSPM BRUDDERHOOD.. and its MUDDER SYMBOLIC TOOO CAN?!?!?!? hjahahaha.. tomolo can find out wad it is!!!.. ITS DAMN COOL PLSSSSSS..
i bet u guys never buy shit for me ):.. spent mudder 60+ bucks today lar...... 50+ on gifts, 10+ on lunch and misc stuff... lol....
at first went shopping wif ogmates xiao le and ruo wei lar.. den they bomb.... ruo wei some act poor man... ok not man.... woo man.. woooo lolx... ok... yar.... den so she dun buy no shid..... den ask me not to buy for her cause den she obliged to buy for me...... i bought for her neway XD.. after she left lar.... of course.. xiao le also some bao zha bomb.. go there walk walk walk den say aiyar dun wan buy le i wan go home slp.. den i .......... u some bombb cannn..... den she ask me buy some $40 WALLET CAN? SOME 他妈的 pls.... well ruo wei and xiao le sat down at food junction and ruo wei ate dinner lar... in the mean time i go look arnd den bumb into ALVIN YONG THE BOMB... and guess wat he doing tml.............
he will wrap some damn nice bouquet of flowers, give to the gal.. den the gal will like OMFG SO NICE!! V.V THX SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! den will open the shid.......... den u noe wat inside?
CAULIFLOWER!!!!
den alvin will go up to the girl and say :" OOOHH~~ LOOOK 花~~" ....... some qian bian man rite.... lolx.. Guai lan bomb as usual...
oh den after og mates left, walk them out den on the way met eleanor... den she dragg me to shop wif her lar......... so evillll can.. but also good lar.. cause oni then dat i saw the OH SO FANTASTIC AND COOL GIFTS for the TKSSPM BRUDDERS! and bought them clean sweep without hesitation lor.... eleanor bought all the bomb stuff lar.. likehand phone ornaments..zzzzzz and stuff like some pendent or smth.. without the chain.. sooo cheapo..... den generic stuff like choc lor.... CHEAPO CHOCSS!!!!! lol.. oh yarrrrrrr.. also asked nk to go army market there buy some voodoo doll for my ogmate lolx.. some bomb........ den nk like wtf wtf? lolololxxx..
yar yar.. enuff liaoz... see u guys tml lar.. kayz?? for now juz feel guilty dat u din buy stuff for DaBomB~~ peace out!
Some k0k PicS
yoz.. here are some signs that are quite funny and serves their purpose too!
Economics Essay
for those who needs answers to question 1a) 2005 November Econs
2ways:
1. set a fire/go to war/pray for natural disaster..anything..basically..destroy all those idle resources so that the PPC would shift inwards towards the origin...destroy em such that the PPC would shift until the point of production is on the PPC
2.modify the country's graphmatica/GC wadeva so that it would always plot the production point on the PPC..basically...self-delusional tactics...
Guess wad..my sis's fren says econs essay is all abt format and not content..so its highly recommended that u use the methods given above in ur essay.
Blogging again
ok, i've been trying to blog my post for the past 2, maybe 3 hours and i'm still on my first sentence! heh, actually its mainly cause i dunno wat to blog abt, and perhaps i'm scared - scared of that i'm too boring and maybe of revealing too much :P
but coincidentally, i was listening to Britney's Me Against the Music.. lol, this sounds damn cheesy but yea, i was inspired by the line "to hell with stares" and... haha, ok, its really too cheesy for me to continue abt it, so basically i'll just anyhow and just blog lorh.. hopefully, just hopefully i'll have interesting things to say. (er, dun worry, i know this is not interesting, its more of a personal note so heh, dun da fan me yet)
so let's see, so far everyone's been toking bout the O's, or more specifically HCL. I got a B4, not that bad, but not too good either, so i'll just rant about it... It's so sad actually, not sure if chin mentioned this in his earlier post, but nation wide there were 40% distinctions (A1, A2) but there were only 30% for our batch on top of that we had E8s and F9s for the first time ever and 10% failed... which places us 2nd from the back in the last 10 years with an MSG of 3.02 or smth. and er, how bad is bad? CGS had 90% distinctions or smth so yar.. we screwed up real bad... feel like i dui bu qi the sch or smth. as much as i dun love the sch, i'm actually quite attatched to it.
But then again, is it our fault? lol, ok, i love to play the "faulting" game. its not a good thing, but its fun and for this post, i'm just blogging for the sake of blogging, (in other words) i'm purely toking kok. So take this with a pinch of salt:
Firstly, where did we go wrong? From the economic point of view, perhaps our natural endowments, eg. our talent in HCL or HMT in general wasn't that high, so its no one's fault and that's totally rubbish and ah... this is utter crap, ok, i'm contradicting myself, so, the bottom line is that we could have worked harder, (though i already put in abt 99.9(infinite 9s)% effort) and that the sch shouldn't have took us out of the o'lvl system in sec 3. lol, perhaps its for our own good, to let us learn more, but well, with the o'lvls still there, maybe, just perhaps we should not be too experimental? oh well, just a little thought of mine, hope its not too bad or anything, if u're not happy, drop a tag and i'll remove it.
ok, i really am not in the mood to blog, so apologies for this really crappy and foul attitude soudning post. but trust me, i'm a nice guy XD... perhaps after tmr's land yacht thing i'll have smth better to blog abt...heh...
RP vs O's
after some random thinking about O levels, it suddenly struck me that life in RI had been far too easy, sure the workload was heavy, the projects were endless and the assignments countless. but as long as we did them, be it with our best efforts or merely scrapping through, we got pretty good grades and can move on to RJ. even for those who didn't do very well, as long as they got a pass, free ticket to RJ.
thinking back to the day we got our HCL results, ppl were screaming in joy when they saw their Cs and Ds, ppl were even clapping when the hod announced that our overall HCL result is the 2nd best in 10 years, counting from the back.
then i think about the other ppl in the other schs, working so hard for their Os, and not being able to enter the good jcs with the lack of A1s. our life is just too easy. i wonder how many RI ppl will actually be able to get into RJ if we had taken O levels instead. they may say that because of RP we are not prepared for Os, so naturally we wouldn't do so well. but will RP prepare us better for the future, or will it make us lose the motivation to work hard?
maybe i should start studying much harder and stop playing around so much. sorry to all those O lvl students who may deserve a place in RJ more than us but can't get in =(
so, time to go do my maths homework *mug mug*
Odac levels
yesterday went to wee pin's house for class outing. although only 9 ppl went, i suppose it was a great improvement from the 8 (and 2 ppl left halfway) ppl during the last class outing to rei min's house. at weeps house, they played bridge with ms teo while i played AOE3 on weeps com, its such an educational game, i even learnt that it sucks. ended up losing to the most powerful enemy of all - the lag. yep, the game perpetually hung during the epic battle between 2 ships. then when cynthia arrived, we watch 15, the show was -content censored, pls consult blogger for details-
after lunch, we went to collect O' lvl HCL results (no i wasn't really trembling, it was just a joke). got an A2, although A1 would have been much better, but i shan't complain =)
after that went to wee pin's house to while time away when waiting for ODAC to start. went to eat fei1 fei1 wanton noodles and it really sucked, it was $2.50 and the noodles were so little, i think even fried rice got more noodles than it, my money really fei1 away.
then comes the highlight of the day, ODAC night hike! it was rather depressing at first though, my grp member edmund didn't come down for the night hike because he didn't do too well in his Os, its really quite sad to see ppl leave RJ when they so enthusiastically came here and even tried their best in ccas. grp 3 is the 2nd batch to move off, so we started playing heart attack, first time i played it with 14 ppl, imagine 14 ppl trying to put their hands on a single spot, definitely proves that solids can be compressed. when it was time to leave, everyone set out from sch to our first station macritchie in high spirits and pumped full of enthusiasm, movement as light as a feather. to keep ourselves from feeling bored, me yizhang and gayle did what we could, we talked cock. we chat about all kinds of things and cracked all kinds of lame jokes, it was pretty lame but at least we kept ourselves entertained =)
as we walked on, i felt a pain in my right foot building up (not those sores you feel at the base of your feet), so at the next rest point, i started punching my foot, hoping it'll feel better(weird eh?), and everyone was like O_O and it was a rather comical scene -
Person: "Why are you punching your feet?"
Me: "cause it hurts"
through the middle part of the hike, the pain on my foot is irritating and i kept complaining about it, i complained so much until i (this is not a typo) couldn't stand it, so i decided to stop complaining altogether about it (it suddenly occured to me that i'm probably not the only one suffering). wonder why i complain so much.
surprisingly, after such a long journey, we were still moving as light as feather, not surprisingly though, the wind was blowing us away from our destination. but we perserved and continued talking cock, it was a pretty good way to distract myself from the pain in my foot. it was quite interesting asking about ppl's lives and i even learnt that yizhang doesn't do anything besides eating and sleeping (a close resemblance to a certain pink and round animal). finally at mandai, we learnt the superheroes game, which was basically scissors paper stone or hai dai quan. i started playing with yizhang to distract myself from the pain that was slowly building up in my right foot, it was pretty lame and didn't really help much, then yizhang proposed a crazier game, it was scissors paper stone that involved the winner slapping the hand of the loser. the 2 of us was suddenly very hyper and really whooped each other, i kept saying it wasn't painful and yizhang just kept whacking harder and harder, until his palm also hurt, even though i lost a lot more rounds than him, i definitely made sure that i have my deserved revenge when i win. it then continued with a few more sadistic games which involved lots of physical pain. the games were great and i totally forgot about the pain in my right foot (probably cause the pain on my hand was worse)
but after the sadistic games, we got rather quiet and the 3 of us quietened down a lot, probably because everyone was tired and sleepy and at 3am in the morning with an irritating pain in my foot and strain on my calf from limping, i didn't really have much strength to talk. but one good thing about the pain was that it kept me wide awake O_O, i was alert 101% and kept alerting ppl of cars, branches, rocks, cement slabs, and even saved yizhang's life a few times by warning the half-asleep man of the obvious branches he was about to run into. but unlike me, yizhang was nearly a walking zombie, he even leaned on me and said "let me lean a while" and immediately getting up and asking me "what did i just say". really amazing how ppl can sleep walk and talk at the same time.
nearing the end (about 1h30mins from RJ) saoling had some knee problems and couldn't walk on, so sadly(yep, walking for 1h30mins with sore feet in soggy socks and shoes and muscle ache is happier) she had to go back on a car. quite a waste as she couldn't finish the hike after spending so much time and effort into it. my foot was really aching quite badly and i could feel my right calf hardening up, and i really felt like giving up, but with yizhang, gayle and my other grp members, i just felt that i could still endure longer (thanks guys ;) )
finally after 13hrs, we arrived back at RJC, just before we reached the stadium steps, we did the R-A-F-F-L-E-S cheer with me, yizhang and lawrence leading, but it was quite disappointing as we couldn't even hear the echo from our grp members, and can only hear the J2s echoing. quite sad to see this happen after we overcame the night hike, but i guess can't really blame them for being tired.
glad that i can finally get home and sleep, me weep, yiquan, yizhang and shaun went over to the RI gate to take bus home. as though a sleepless night with sore feet and numb muscles wasn't enough, the @#*%&(@*#&%( gates were $#(*&@(#*$& locked! we were like $*(@#&$(*@#&$ and i had to limp all the way back to the RJC main gate and limp all the way to the busstop. many thanks to wee pin for carrying my bag all the way =)
now i'm sitting at home resting my legs, i can proudly say that i'm really lame now with my sore feet, aching muscles and a painful foot. but theres nothing like home sweet home, and hope i can walk properly again by monday
o'lvl results
wah... today some bomb... before went to sch was at home eating lunch watching tv bathing den like lalalalala... nothing to worry abt lala.. den took taxi quite bomb.. $4.20.. ok.. back to the pt... ya i was like quit happy-go-lucky as usual so lala.. den go sch met wif my class mates den we were like eh wtf where to go ar? go AHH ar?- some man said that... den i was like.. you bomb.. AHH sealed up la dumb shid den he still oh ya...
so we wlk arnd den found out go lt1 lar.. den i went in the others stayed out.. inside got like 3 or 4 pple.. den i standing arnd the door there lazing arnd and being a man... den suddenly Ms yong bomb chai mei came in... like some man.. and she mudder totally daoed me .... i bet her religion is daoist lolx ok not funny..... ok then after thatshe walk down the stairs rite den there were a bunch of man toking kok, and then they said smth like oh shid...... den some A BomB... Ms Sacarstic bomb walked past and said : "ni xian zai shi zai RI bu shi RJ, ni bu yao sui bian dao chu shit. ni yao shit ni gen wo hui qu RJ shit, shit ge gou.." lol some man.....
anyways... when all was assembled and they were abt to give results.. willy was like shivering and shaking like some man (i think it was fake).. ya den i like wassup man.. lalala.. no need worry relec... lala.. den WT.EFF when ms yong said blah blah msg 3.08 or smth den like 10% failed.. i like ................ bomb....... den I start to shiver and chatter and what not .. i had butterflies and fried rice in my stomach.. lol XD.... i like mudder scared.. esp when she said.. "YOU SHI YI LAI YOU REN NA E8 HE F9" den i FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ggxx......
den i line up take results den when my turn guess wad ms yong said.. "ni kan la.. wo jiao ni bu yao shui jiao ni qu sui lo..." den i "zOMFGwtfsomebombjuzexplodedandidied".. judement day was now.. den i took the little pathetic slip.. and looked at it.......... and i was like "huh? where the hell are the grades? " lol its hard to read ok.. s2pid moe.. den i suddeny saw "grade D" den i WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
lol.. so happy the wooo went out of the box lolx..
lol i quite happy la actually.. like i said.. you either get A1 anb be mudder happy.. or u get D7 juz scrape ur ass AND be mudder happy.. LOL..
ok la some bomb.. aft that went to KBOX wif the brudderhood minus jeremy hu was out wif elango...... ;þ... haha i bet u dunno how to do the tongue stick out... lolx.. dun tell u.. XD.. btw.. i use alt + some number.. i memorised.. so zai rite.. :þ.... ya.. kbox was quite fun lar.. cause i learnt a few chinese songs den can go there sing maaaaa... den dali was like mumbling under his last few breaths.. as usual... i think he too old le lar.. voice box lan diao liao.. hahaX.... den tong tong was like sang half a song den never sing.. so bomb.... come on.. lighten up lar.. not like we will suan u or smth heh... ya den wy was like some gay man.. sing bu pa bu pa by GUO MEI MEI... i like.... lolx.. so bomb.. OH YA.. and we attempted to strip the ever very manly strong tong tong to look at his extra head at his belly.. ok.. i bet u like ????.. no lar.. .. he got man lots of stomach hair.. den we wanted to see haha.. like some head liddat lar.. can go stye.. hmm.. lol XD
after tt not much la.. juz fooled arnd a lil, ate kfc and zhao home lo.. on the way home tok to Yan An and pang seh tong tong.. haha toked to Yan An a.k.a the LoVe DoctoR haha.. abt stuff like guys being born aggressive and stuff den bout girls and bomb la.. smth liddat.. haha ...
ok la.. tok so much stuff liao.. first time blogging mar..... take rest lo.. bb and have a nice day.....
The Price of Cloth
ok...so after gettin my rubbish disappointin grade..i made my way down to orchard to buy my uniform
the first thing that shocked me is Bibi and Baba is crowded with RG girls...in other words..i was out of place...and den, at tt very moment, i came to a conclusion:
RI boys are either :
1) bloody kiasu, and hv alrdy bought their uniforms ages ago..which is quite true..cause a number of em hv alrdy been wearin it to sch...
2) they cant b bothered abt gettin new uniforms, hence no one was there...except one guy who came much later....
now comes shocker no. 2: i realised we as guys are at the lower end of the bargain for a set of uniform!
lets see...
Guy:
size 15.5 shirt - S$11.00 (4 s.f.) [intermediate steps require 4 s.f. unless u wish to loose marks]
size 32 pants - S$18.00 (4 s.f.)
total cost of 1 set = S$11.00 + S$18.00 = S$29.0 (3 s.f.) [final ans shld b in 3 s.f. unless u figured u hv too much marks n decide to loose some]
Girl:
size 14.5 blouse - S$10.50 (4 s.f.)
size XL skirt - S$12.00 (4 s.f.)
total cost of 1 set = S$10.50 + S$12.00 = S$22.5 (3 s.f.)
Since amt of cloth in size 15.5 shirt > amt of cloth in size 14.5 blouse,
amt of cloth in size 32 pants > amt of cloth in size XL skirt,
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Since more cloth => higher production cost => more expensive
Hence guys shld pay more for 1 set of uniform compared to girls (shown).
Here comes the problem, this theory defies all that i hv learnt when i was young~
Amt of cloth used is indirectly proportional to the price of clothing,
i.e the clothing does not hv a tick or special brand whatsoever
let me state an example to reiterate my point:
- Price of Bikini > Price of Swimsuit
- Amt of cloth in Swimsuit > Amt of cloth in Bikini
=> the lesser the amt of cloth used, the more expensive the clothing wld b
now...Since this theory was passed down from my grandfather to my mother and den to me, and it has stand true all these years and thru the generations, i trust it a whopping 200%. In conclusion, we are paying an unfair amt for our uniforms!
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