Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug
After one whole day, still no one else blogging. i shall blog again!
today our class owned cunzhi, for more info, go to http://emememememem.blogspot.com/
today kayaking damn sad, rained like bomb, so ended up stoning at changi.
red sea spotted creeping into singapore!
then today, while nothing was happening, i was suddenly inspired to study very hard! no idea why suddenly had the feeling, but i shall learn some things from wee pin. (check out his display pic if you havent realise ;] ) but with a twist.
"I hereby pledge to study so hard that I have no time to think of playing computer games."
and for me, unlike weepin, i'll at least TRY to fulfil the pledge.
maybe i'll add in sleep and eat into the pledge also. feeling so sleepy, i go sleep liao, goodnight ..zzZZ
Training
why so few blog posts one.... all the brudders must blog. BLOG
anyway back to the main topic. RJ ppl seems to be all very fit. last year i ran 12min++ for napfa 2.4 and i was like nearly top half of the class. then this year, i ran like bomb to get 11:30 and i was 48th. so discouraging.
i think its probably cause of the intensive training ppl in RJ do. everyday you see ppl running everywhere. running on the track, around the school, running for council, running for exco. its no wonder everyone so fit
mustn't lose to them. so another bomb training with wee pin and gerard today. we ran 2.0 (1dp) rounds around the schoolS, estimated distance 5km, a (2.0-1.5)/1.5 * 100 = 33.3%(3sf) improvement from last time's 1.5 (1dp) rounds. oh sorry, still in chem spa mode.
then after that we did the usual sets, though not the usual amount. unsurprisingly, wee pin the manly decided to increase the numbers again!
(40 pushups + 40 crunches + 40 dips + 40 leg raises) * 3. (yes we know, very ez for zeyan)
finally finished at 6pm. then we went with gg and james for bubble tea. the honeydew sago from the auntie stall seriously rocks, dunno why everyone flood to the other stall. good taste james! but when we ordered our honeydew sagos, we realised that even the auntie knows economics.
due to the fact that bubble tea makes up a small proportion of the rich and spoilt ri/rj kids pocket money, price is extremely price inelastic (although due to poor ppl like me, its not completely inelastic).
so raising the price will cause quantity demanded to fall less than the increase in price. therefore a total increase in revenue can be obtained! for those who's still wondering whats going on, she raised the honeydew sago by 10c :'(.
this evening run too much liao, so now ran out of things to talk about. until next time then...
PW
yep, got my PW grouping liao. i think my group quite interesting, seriously very multi-nationality. out of the 4 ppl in my group, theres 1 from china, 1 from thailand, 1 from singapore (me!) and 1 from mars.
look forward to working with you ppl for the next 1 year! and zj, don't let me down! lets do the best project and own all the other groups!
(ok very random post indeed)
Willy's Secrets
In view of all the scandals.....let us look at willy's....
first and foremost...
ZOMG! Willy got a handphone at last!
[WiLL¥] knight in shining armour says:
i got hp liao
[atar]. [帕夫阿格雷] says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[WiLL¥] knight in shining armour says:
[- hp no. removed -]
[atar]. [帕夫阿格雷] says:
lol
[WiLL¥] knight in shining armour says:
whats your no?
[atar]. [帕夫阿格雷] says:
[- hp no. removed -]
[atar]. [帕夫阿格雷] says:
are u using those cards?
[atar]. [帕夫阿格雷] says:
pre-paid cards?
[WiLL¥] knight in shining armour says:
no
[atar]. [帕夫阿格雷] says:
den?
[WiLL¥] knight in shining armour says:
er some plan
[atar]. [帕夫阿格雷] says:
wad plan?
[atar]. [帕夫阿格雷] says:
as in the details
[atar]. [帕夫阿格雷] says:
talktime sms etc
[WiLL¥] knight in shining armour says:
eh $25
[WiLL¥] knight in shining armour says:
100 min talktime
[WiLL¥] knight in shining armour says:
1k sms
[WiLL¥] knight in shining armour says:
lol
[atar]. [帕夫阿格雷] says:
okay....
[atar]. [帕夫阿格雷] says:
do u nd tt much?
[atar]. [帕夫阿格雷] says:
or is it the cheapest?
[atar]. [帕夫阿格雷] says:
starhub/singtel?
[atar]. [帕夫阿格雷] says:
m1?
[WiLL¥] knight in shining armour says:
er the cheapest got no free sms
[atar]. [帕夫阿格雷] says:
lol
[WiLL¥] knight in shining armour says:
its the cheapest with sms
[atar]. [帕夫阿格雷] says:
ic
[WiLL¥] knight in shining armour says:
normally is 500 free sms
[WiLL¥] knight in shining armour says:
but student plan same price
[atar]. [帕夫阿格雷] says:
1k sms a lot
[WiLL¥] knight in shining armour says:
1k free sms
[atar]. [帕夫阿格雷] says:
welcome to the handphone club
[atar]. [帕夫阿格雷] says:
go blog abt it!
[WiLL¥] knight in shining armour says:
lol
[atar]. [帕夫阿格雷] says:
improving ur social life
[atar]. [帕夫阿格雷] says:
start smsin girlssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSS
[atar]. [帕夫阿格雷] says:
/gg
[WiLL¥] knight in shining armour says:
need you to tell me meh?
[WiLL¥] knight in shining armour says:
already sms liao
[WiLL¥] knight in shining armour says:
lol
now we know wads willy doin when he is not..
i). studying
ii). programming
iii). gaming
Parkers bdae!!! singapore is really small..
Dota is baaddd... really... dota is the reason why i havent been blogging for so long.. lol.. for thoes wif a life and dunno wad dota is, its basically juz a comp game la... lets not go into details shall we?
lol.. sian diao.. i am now blogging on FOOL SCAP!!!. cause parents at home, dun let me use comp.. lol.. then they keep the monitor... lol.. good effor mum, but i will find it... like i have always been doing successfully for the past 4 years XD.. be it mouse, monitor, keyboard, or cable wire, i will and have found them.. nothing can stop me for i am DABOMB RAWR!!!
ok... back on track.. hmm, i think this will be a bomb long post, so please bear wif me a little... umm ok... a bit more than a little... ok.. how bout A HELL LOT (this is added after i realised how many pages i wrote.. lol.. readers beware, ur in for a scare)
hmm, on good friday was parkers bdae.... the party is suppose to start at... hmm lemme check the invitation... lol ... ahh yes, its supposed to start at 7pm.. i had nothing to do till then ma, so the nite before i decided to ask wanqing wat time she meeting wif the others to go buy prezzie so i could join them.. den time was set at 1230 at orchard.. but i super scared i would oversleep so she asked if i need her to call me at 11 in the morn to wake me up.. den i like.. yea.. thx...
nxt day, gd friday itself.. woke up at 11:30... den like ZoMg! i missed wanqings call!! chiong to fone... 0 missed calls.. ookay.. so i called her, and called her.. and called her (cause likely to change meeting time, so ask her wad time) but no pick up.. forever.. so i decided to ask yuru instead.. ok changed 2 2.. ooh 2 2s 2gether.. lol.. its to 2 for the first two 2s and its two 2s for the second 2 twos... lol.. you muz be like.. toot.. lol.. 2 bad.. im s2pid.. im a s2pid s2dent hu like 2 sit on 2 s2ools that s2ood 2 still 2 eat my 2 2na sandwich which cose $2.22 each.... lol okay.. sorrt i very spasamistic today.. XD
so i laze arnd at home lalala and suddenly received sma at 1230
"oops.. sorry i was sleeping... just woke up"
lol champion.. . so anyway, went to play dota, since it was changed 2 2.. ok.. im not gunna start again.. lol... ok so played dota den realised i was gunna be late (BAD DOTA!! bAD BAD DOTA, heel boy, heel!)... so i wanted to chiong to bathe..
THEN!
it started to POUR.... no drizzle->shower->rain... just
POUR.. i guess marcus was very sad that he couldnt pluck up the courage to tell JL(initials are to protect marcus, so i never name her.. see so nice rite?.. or am i ? ^_^) that he fancied her.. thats why he cried.. haiz.. see la.. you cry den make me cannot go out liao... zzz...
well so i decided to save money and to bathe in the rain.. so i went downstairs and.. ok.. juz kidding .. lo... i bet u were like watuf?!// ok so anyway the rain was so damn heavy that when i looked out of the window, i couldnt see anything.. no, not even rain.. the raindrops were so many and so furiously beating on the ground , so compacted that i oni saw a grey wall.. hmm.. maybe thats my neighbours house... hmm.. nope.. im quite sure uts the rain...
so i called bernie that i will be quite late.. ok man late.. haha... so i lalala arnd at home den zOmG! dad came home! w00ts!.. so asked dad to getch me to potong pasir mrt..
reached orchard at 3:18.. travel time 15 mins oni.. so fast,... met up wif chang mama, sabbie and yuru.. bernie left liao .. =(... by then they had alr bought 2 polo tees, so we went to "splash n surf" or smth liddat.. in wisma to find parker a belt...
went there.. they were looking at bags, so i went to look at the belts.. then beside me was the wallets section.. i saw this dude browsing the wallets.. hmm.. so oddly familliar.. was like quite poserish, what wif some funky sling bag in bright blue and green color and 2 matching wrist bands in same color.. hmm.. lookerd closer..
ZOMG ITS IWAN!!!
lol.. singapore is really small sia.. then i tot it might not be so coincidental afterall.. since he might be shopping for parker's prezzie and orchard is singapore's shopping paradize...
"no la.. i buying wallett for myself.. i not going to parkers party.. guardian dun allow.."
ok singapore is really really tiny.. like wat Ah Bian (taiwan d00d) said, sg is juz a tiny lil booger.. lol...
so we picked a nice ripcurl belt.. or is it billabong? and bid adieu to iwan.. went to world of sports to look for bag and trunks.. bought sexy trunks but no bag...
met up wfi MF aka huan yong "the moron" who went to royal sporting house instead of world of sports... lol.. wanqing say 1, not me...
continue search for bag.. cause the bags are either too small or too expensive, or too poserish (not suitable for parker.. lol) oh and we bought a big ole card for big ole parker.. haha.. eh the card is $7 ok?
then the gals went to buy some super ex bubble tea.. like $3 a cup.. come on lor.. near sch sell 90 cents oni.. dunno where? nxt time i show u.. juz ask me..
so i was like koping wanqing's choc blended ice (mm nice) den yuru or sabbie..dunno who, definately not chang rong since she never talks to me... but who cares, im sick of trying to be nice and all and getting no shit response..., im sick of it...
ok so one of em asked "eh chin nam, u bought 1 oso?" den wanqing frenzied and said "ITS MINE LAR!!" and agily (got this word?) with sharp precision, swiped at the cup of bubble tea, causing it to fall to the ground and busting a hole in the plastic cover.. a well executed plan by wanqing... so choc ice started to leak out onto the floor.. lol..
but incidentally the choc stains formed a damn nice heart shape.. lol... so kewl.. but it got messed up pretty soon by the streaming crowd..
den jeremy came.. yeah.. i called him.. cause then i was the oni guy so i was like zzz.. lol.. glad jere could come.. but he came also for another motive, which is to buy his black long sleeve shirt for the concert (muz go! 19th april!)
den we went to taka to look for bag for parker, the gals chose 1 which i tot was quite small, but parker said it was nice lol, out of curtesy? or not, doesnt matter, lol.. bought le.. while commenting on how small the bad was compared to parker, suddenly some on tapped me on the back and shouted CHIN NAM!
hmm? huz that voice? faintly familliar but yet not so.. turned aroundZOMG THE LONG LOST XIN EN!!!
haha.. still the same 有钱太太.. haha after bag was bought, the guys.. oh ya yiyan joinewd us halfway.. so its me jem MF and yiyan.. we went to search for jere's shirt..
went to a number of shops but none sold.. went to isetan to dig this huge pile of clothes on discount.. all the kiasu pple all digging there.. but i aint saying they are gold diggers but she aint messin wit no broke niggaz.. ok.. irrelevant lyrics.. anyway, cant dig long sleeves 1.. all short sleeve.. den finally i dug 1 out..
OMG LONG SLEEVE BLACK SHIRT!!! oni to realise that it was a pair of long pants.. zz -______-
finally bought 1 in G2000 den met up wif tong hin the MAN.. he was wearing this coolio shirt with like a big ole chain and dog tag printed on it and from afar he looked so... bling bling... lol buts its oni imitation.. lol so sucky..
omg we were running out of time so we chionged down to the bus stop oni to NOT find the gals there, so yiyan called xiao le (oooh~ ^_^)
xiaole: " WE AT BILLABONG!!!! FOURTH FLOOR!!"... den we chionged all the way again.. to the fourth floor.. came out.. see shops like "art frens" and some furniture shops.. so we "im sure", den chiong mindlessly into takashimaya.. saw a small clothing section of area 2 metre square selling billa bong shirts...
"ooh so xiaole was at billabong, den wanqing at reebok and yuu at ashworth lo.. " im sure.. she call ttt billabonh.. well gals asked us to choose between a sleeveless tee and a long sleeve..
i tot :" if parker wear the sleeveless shirt, it would be overkill"
so i choose the long sleeve 1.. and im glad i made the right choice.. u shall see l8er..
so we chionged to the bus stop.. during the journey because of being too high and perhaps childish bickering, me and jere and a lil huanyong, made a girl cry... not naming her.. not gd..
i really dunno wad happened.. and am still confused now.. but i noe its my fault and i am so guilty and sorry for that.. i really zoned out during the whole bus trip cause i was juz so shitty boiling and drowning in my own guilt.. i was like gunna die.. never would i expect i would make a gal cry.. some more juz 4 months out of monkhood... and i spurted some vulgarities at myself.. sorry if it was a lil too loud haha.. haiz.. still so sad now...
baa.. i cannot make it liao.. going to sleep now.. 3:10 am le.. 5 pages packed in full scap liao.. lol.. so gay.. continue tmr after i wake up... head exploding..
OKIE DOKEY!.. woke up le.. now its 10:10am.. lol.. so 准 7 hours.. yup so we arrived at parker's house at 8 ++ i thikn.. the smart me led them to the club hse via shortcut and they still dun believe me.. hmph..
first person i saw was parker, so ya.. happy bdae blah blah blah, turned around..
ZOMG RACHEL!! (lol zomg 3 pple le)
at this point in time i was like .. imsure imsure imsure imsure imsure imsure imsure imsure... cause u see, rachel was supposed to be in australia now, studying, schooling there.. tehn im sure she come back singapore and juz nice to come to this hippening party.. plpus no one knew she came back lo.. oni xiaole..
turns out xiaole was chatting to her on msn some days before when she was alr in singapore.. and xiaole was like saying"AIYA SHO SHADD YOU CANNOT COME FOR PARKER'S BIRTHDAY PARTY!~!~!!1!1!!1!!~!@#" then rachel raised an eyebrow and the rest is history..
quite a lot of pple turned up.. lets see.. all the guys including edmund.. excluding zhang ren (not invited i think?) yao, iwan, yiliang and karthik..
all the gals except deborah, all the china scholars (except changrong and xinen.. no gao yuan is not a scholar) shalom (haiz .. no fun liao..) and alisa (never come for a single class outing!!! how can?!) and the new comers...
wenliang was being a man and spamming all the jelly.. lol.. cause he dun dare to start off the buffett.. so he silently koping all the jelly.. den we all cannot make it so went to attack the food.. the food put up a tough fight, but we won! -_______-
there was fried rice, fried noodles, curry chicken, sweet n sour fish, braised tofu, stirfried chai sim in gravy, siew mai, and curry chicken again.. spring rolls, french roll, coleslaw, potato salad and the fast dissapearing jelly.. and cordial .. yummm..
all the gals took stools and sat in a big circle.. at first the guys wanted to join them 1.. (really!).. but then .. no table.. how to eat? so all the guys crowded around an empty table to eat our glorious food while farhan joined the girls in holding plates and dropping food...
after farhan finished eating & was still feeling famished, he came to look for us... he needed company for him 2 go for a second helping.. if not he very malu, oni 1 person there lubbing the food.. lol.. moreover he 1 person cannot win the food.. they are fierce u noe.. -__- lol.. haiz farhan so shy for wad? so a few of us went wif him for second helping and dragged him to sit wif the guys... we were quite bored & had nothing much to do so suddenly yiyan was like "eh huanyong.. tell us the VD story since everyone is here and we have a lot of time" lol den huanyong :" OKAYY.. since today everyone so high, i shall tell my VD story!"
woah.. we were all soo excited sia.. and juz nice bernie came to join use to hear the great VD story..
the story goes like this:
Long long tima ago.. when huan yong went to the china school trip thingy in sec 2
[INSERT ALL IRRELEVANT CRAP HERE]
then he played an emporer in a skit and had a little body contact wif some gal that acted as his concubine
[INSERT MORE CRAP]
den one day he had this small infection on his mouth and then pple juz said "OMG VD"
the end..
-_______________-
the story was totally full of shit lor.. everything was so irrelevant.. and it all boiled down to a single "they suddenly called me VD" but i guessed there was more to that since he kept refusing to eleborate on the little body contact part.. haha..
to make up for that he decided to tell us the cheong sum story, on why he has a fettish wif cheong sums.. it all began on sec 2.. again.... the year where everything went wrong.. lol..
he would always take the MRT.. and everytime he goes to the MRT, he would walk walk walk and then TURN LEFT! and would see this damn hawt & tall rgs gal wif another relatively ok looking shorter gal.. months past by and racial harmony day came.. this day he walk walk and TURNED LEFT! again.. saw the hawt tall gal as usual.. but BAMM!!! her fren was in a silver tight fitting sexy cheong sum!!!!! huan yong saw that and juz died.. from lack of blood, of which all went out from the nose..
from that day onwards he has been fantasizing abt gals in cheongsums.. lol.. coolio.. now muz find that gal if she is frm our batch..
after that we all got up and walk arnd to stone.. then wenliang the man.. go and eat the stale looking bread then say very nice.. lol.. tricked me into eating it.. at first like BLEAH!! WATUF??.. but the after taste was very nice.. i guess itz juz cause the bread was cold lar... so wenliang was like "SEE! VERY NICE RITE?!" lol, then both of us spammed bread.. haha
lol.. the party was filled wif lotsa funkeh pple.. pple wif weird accents.. haha.. all parker's dad's frens.. den got this ang moh expatriate dress in uniform go and guai lan wear some rubber balloon har lol.. im sure..
parker's dad was like going arnd asking us to cut the cake liao.. he was really craving for cake lar.. can telll.. lol.. "lets have some cake shall we? shall we?" haha.. so GIVE CHANCE.. took out cake and gathered everyone..
ok.. frm now downwards, to a certain part, u muz have read my previous post " Pool_Day Terrorist Bomb!" to relate to..
yes so everyone gathered .. and then i saw this familiar gentleMANLY angmoh d00d.. den i was like ehh.. is he that iraqi guy hu toked to me on the MRT?.. den i asked yiyan.. "hmm i dun think so la"
THEN!
the guy was preparing to leave after eating the cake ma, so he picked up his funky red bag.. ZOMG!! its the bag that carried dabomb!! nono.. not me.. i mean uh.. a real bomb.. so i excitedly pointed out to yiyan and we both realised he was wearing the same uniform too!!
yiyan & u were like jumping up and down den sparked everyones interest and they ask us what.. lol den we told them.. then everyone was like "ehh go ask him la.. ask him if he is the guy u saw on the mrt"
"but how to pop the question? 'um excuse me sir, are u the guy wif a name that i cannot pronounce? lol.. im sure" i replied..
den marcus came luffing to me and said " eh his name is really something i cannot pronounce .. LOL" marcus saw the d00d's name frm his name tag.. yes he was wearing 1.. den i went to look..
ZOMG EARGO HARGOBIEN (or smth liddat.. lol 4th guy i zomged)
wow.. i guess singapore is really really very small huh? im sure so coincidental.. so the guys were like pushing me to go tok to him la.. haha.. was so shy!! but in the end plucked up enuff courage to approach him
me:"hey you look very familiar.. i think i have seen u before"
eargo (nope not d00d anymore): "really? nah cant be!"
me: " yes, really! i saw u the other day on the MRT.. you said u were from iraq and saddam was ur grandfather!"
eargo: " oh really? cant be.. hwere my name card?"
me: "um why would i have ur name card? wad can i do wif it?"
eargo: "well, to prove it fo course!.. whats ur name?"
me: " chin nam"
eargo: " ahh, yes.. you're the one.. i remember u now!"
haha coolio sia.. its really super coincidental.. im sure some random guy talks to me out of the hundreads of pple in the mrt station and a few day later i see him in my frenz birthday party wif a little more than 30 pple inside.. of which 20 are classmates.. so kewl la..
so anyway after the cake (yogurt cake yumm) most guests left, oni us classmates were left.. lol.. so punny... so parker's dad suggested we played games.. haha.. i was like o.O im sure play games.. haha.. cool..
well all the gals played musical chairs, the guys sat out of the game XD..
i dun geddit... why are the gals so scared of losing and stuff.. pple like xin en will paste their hand on every chair that she passes by and pple like xiao le & agnes will juz stand there and refuse to move haha.. oso tonnes of screaming involved la.. haha..
well no one could beat agnes, since she is so good at butting in lol.. so he won.. but actuall lost.. because they were so kiasu, the rules changed to winner forfeit.. lol.. cool.. FORFEIT IN CLASS ON MON!!!
next up was murderer, where all of us played.. then everyone was supposed to be the victim & dectective at the same time.. & there was supposed to be only 1 murderer but parkers dad guai la.. picked 5.. but everyone oni tot got 1.. and i tot i was the oni 1... then right frm the start edmund died.. i was like watuf??? cause i din even look at him.. so slowly a lot of pple died.. den me and gao yuan were like winking at each other.. lol.. den she keep on scolding me say i very slow.. shld have died already... den i watuf? YOU are supposed to be dead la...
Lol.. den parkers dad came in luffing and told us wads going on.. -______- im sure.. lol..
next game was blow wind blow.. 1 person is supposed to stand in the mid and say "blow ind blow" den the seated crowd is supposed to say "blow hu?" (pls dun think dirty) then the dude is supposed to say smth like " blow the pple wif specs" and the pple wif specs are supposed to chiong and switch seats... while the person in the mid is supposed to grab a seat.. the one left without a seat in the mid continues the cycle..
lol.. the game was bomb rough and violent.. im sure wanqing headbutt (zomg! oxymoron) me in the face.. specs flew off (lol so i no specs no need to get blowed) orh cheh liao la... in the end gao yuan lost.. FORFEIT!!!..
then played charades and broken television... then present opening time!! haha.. parker opened the best prezzie first.. A BAG OF PLASTIC BAGS!!!! cool.. oh and when he opened the long sleeve shirt jere was like " see!! i told u all should have bought the sleevelss 1 "
but parker juz raised an eyebrow and said "i dun wear sleeveless" w00t! i rock haha..
after everythig was done, shared cab to potong pasir MRT wif tong, yiyan and gao yuan.. fare at the station was 9.. so thats $2.25 per person.. haha muz pay me.. i pok liao..
like omg.. this has to be the longest post i have ever written.. and really written.. on foolscap.. still muz type out lol.. here are some pics to let u see how long and how much i wrote 
.. lol..
lol 11 and half pages total..
i write until i K.O liao.. so ciao for now...
thanks parker!! for ur wonderful party!! happy bdae!!
peaceout
wee pin's secrets
just some random post to reveal wee pin's deep dark secrets. let me start by quoting him on msn
April 15....
[11:32:28 AM] Psst - Peopl: hey willy are you there?
[11:51:59 AM] [WiLL\] wall: yesss
[12:04:52 PM] [WiLL\] wall: hii
[12:30:13 PM] Psst - Peopl: ah sorry was in the toilet
[12:30:16 PM] Psst - Peopl: are you there now?
[01:08:28 PM] [WiLL\] wall: yes
in the toilet for 40 mins o_O but if you think 40 mins is long, think again.
Later....
[01:54:08 PM] Psst - Peopl: argh i need to go toilet again
[01:54:17 PM] Psst - Peopl: talk again tonight
assuming tonight = 7pm, i'll leave you to do the maths.
amazing how some ppl can spend such long periods of time in the toilet. wonder what he does there?
hey, what other secret were you expecting? (if you didn't get this, ignore it, its not meant for you)
Qing1 Ming1
for those who do not already know, these few days happens to be qing ming (ends tmr i think), so went with my parents to temple to visit my late grandmother.
自度Business Centretemples are frugal places where the monks/nuns there live with minimal luxury right? wrong. the vegetarian food sold at the temple was man expensive. one small plate of dumplings cost $6, and the smallest plate of beehoon costs $10! but for my grandmother to "eat", my mum bought a packet of beehoon with some vegetarian char siew, some half cooked cabbage and some pseudo goose. the liao4 is so little with mostly beehoon, and it costs $3. bet they're earning big bucks just be having that vegetarian stall in the temple.
i'm starting to think of monk and nunhood as a profession, a great one at that too. you get free food, free lodging, you don't have to slave your guts out and you probably even receive month pay and a year end bonus! if you don't believe me, you can ask my dad who overheard a nun saying that she bought a pearl necklace for $1.4k o_O I think soon the demand for labour as a monk will become so great that you'll need to hold an O lvl cert to be a monk
Monk Market:
KTCafter leaving Zi4 Du4 An1 Business Centre, we headed for KFC for lunch but somehow ended up in KTC, aka Kentucky Tuition Centre.
correct me if i'm wrong but kfc seems to have switched to selling assessment books, textbooks, stationeries. anything but chicken. if you didn't catch that, you just have to go to the nearest kfc joint near your house and you'll understand. no wonder everyone kept telling me kfc is very POPULAR (the bookstore).
ok enough of willy's nonsense and back to reality, half the kfc outlet was filled by teens who were mugging. most were not even eating and only a few more decent ones had a few empty kfc cups on their tables. i can never understand why students like to mug at kfc so much, it doesn't even sell mug, only pepsi. (ok not funny willy)
but i really can't understand why. i mean a fastfood joint is possibly to worse place to study. you'll be constantly distracted by the delicious aroma there, you'll also be distracted by the noise everyone is making, as well as the frequent angry stares of would-be patrons (would-be only cause you're taking up their would-be seats!).
but everyone there seems to be concentrating on their work pretty well. besides listening to their mp3 players, chatting with the person sitting opposite them, constantly chewing their fries, frequently looking up at the ppl who pass by, they are totally undistracted!
if i'm the boss of kfc, i'll probably start a study corner in all kfc outlets and charge a rental fee for usage. rental fee will only be $1++ an hour, and it'll even come with 2 FREE large drinks and a box of FREE popcorn chicken per person at no price of $10. yep, lots of ppl will come cause it only costs $1++, sooooo cheap. (idea with thanks to a certain provider of recreational singing facilities)
VEGETARIAN != VEGETABLEafter some REAL patrons of kfc finished their food, we finally managed to get a seat and ate lunch. we also ate the vegetarian beehoon we bought earlier. that got me to wonder about something, again. why do ppl become vegetarians? i can think of two reasons, 1) religious reasons to not kill. 2) think that meat is unhealthy and want to live a healthy lifestyle.
then again, vegetarians that eat at vegetarian stalls isn't really accomplishing their goals very well. for 1), vegetarian stalls sell mock meat. if you want to eat these mock meat, doesn't it mean you WANT to eat meat, no matter how bad it tastes or how artificial and unlike meat it is. doesn't this kinda defeats the religious part? 2) food sold at vegetarian stalls can be considered one of the most unhealthy stuff i've seen. firstly, the mock meat is so damn artificial you can't tell what's it made of, what has been added to it and how it has been processed! secondly, to make the veggity meat and the veggity veggie taste better (lack of fragrant meaty taste), an incredulous amount of seasoning and oil has been added to cooking the food. theres so much oil that if you place it in a display at a jewelry shop, ppl will think its some kind of gold noodle ornament.
so to all you vegetarians out there, this is not meant to be an insult to your belief, but rather a thinking point. is vegetarian meat all that nice? do you HAVE to eat meat? if not, why not simply eat healthier vegetables?
Random stuffs
Ok now we know why alliednations is alienating us...
First of all, he has the only mahjong tile where the number is in fan2 ti3
Second, well first i have to take back that alliednations is going out with him...
Cause he is obviously not...... Cause he is just zhong4 se4 qing1 you3
Anyway i have never said anything without proof d lor.. and I shall prove this too
If you have not ponned morning assembly today u will probably know that there is such a thing called council campaigning held today. And for people who had only not ponned morning assembly today, council campaigning means listening to boring skits and speeches made by councilors-to-be (yar and they actually expect u to vote for them after listening to their boring speeches)
HOWEVER, today's council campainging damn exceptional. As usual, we would gather into our brotherhood and start counting how many brudders are already with us (if u can count up to roughly 12 u can count all our brothers, so quite easy task for chin nam lol jk).
Then something horrifying happened, Mr Mysterious and Alliednations are missing! OMG!
As usual we will just forget about where is Mr Mysterious as he is just plain mysterious full-stop. So what happened to alliednations? Being so out-of-proportion with legs 1.5 times as long as his body sure can find him d right?
Then, he walked in 5 mins later.......... with a gal................ and......
they went to sit together on an empty row of seats!After the end of the campainging i can only think of 1 word to describe RJCians: considerate
Well u see, noone dared to sit beside them for fear of being a lightbulb, thanks guys another of the brotherhood has a chance of finding his partner in life.(the others being liu4 wan4 and qi4 wan4) (maybe more i dunno)
Anyway, I'll skip all the boring campaigns and go to the exciting part, near the end of the campainging all the councilors-to-be must go up again and introduce themselves. When someone called Nicole introduced herself again, yi4 wan4 went to shout "Nicole"... from the back of the LT. So basically everyone can hear lor, then he so champ act innocent, 5 seconds later turn back to us poor people and say "Who shouted that?"
Well the day went peacefully until after Physics Lecture. My whole class full of lazy people so we took the lift from 2nd floor to 1st floor -_-"
Then in the lift i met Wing Chung and some other people that we dunno, we thought they also damn lazy to walk down 1 floor. So we squeezed in and wait.. and wait... and wait...
HEY? Im sure the lift takes so long to go to 1st floor?? ok then i discovered the most interesting fact on Earth.. the lift is going up.. and it already reached 4th floor.. took us 2 floors to realise that..
While Wing Chung were laughing at our stupidity, we reached the 5th floor and i realised another interesting fact.. Some idiot (or so i thought) went to press the 6th floor also. So being the champ guy i am, i went to cancel it b4 the door closes.
So i was quite happy as i saved my classmates from wasting another 30 seconds in the lift, then i turned around... and i saw Wing Chung.
Me: Ai? I thought u went out at the 5th floor?
Wing Chung: No.
Me: Ohh u going canteen ar?
Wing Chung: No. I going 6th floor.
LOLOLOLOLOL
And so, the lift went down towards the 1st floor and i kindly helped Wing Chung press the 6th floor button again. Tsk Tsk I bet the 1st floor people must be thinking that Wing Chung is a 1M lift koper. Haha, it was an honest mistake~ sorry ar =)
Training
today me, weepin and gerard started our huat training in preparation for the upcoming adventure race in june. a race which is projected to have at least a 10km run.
but many thanks to me, gerard's leg got owned yesterday during cycling and we can't run, so we decided to do sets instead!
it started out with 40 pushups, 40 dips, 40 crunches, 20 leg raises, i thought we were almost done when gerard asked "whats up with 40? how come everything also do 40? i thought usually ppl do 5 sets of 12" then weepin replied "we're doing 3 sets of it" O_O.
(40 pushups + 40 dips + 40 crunches + 20 leg raises) x 3 = BOMB
then yizhang said we should do calf raises (cross one leg behind the other, then tiptoe with one leg). but weepin replied that its quite fei4 and we shouldn't do, but i tried it anyway. then i realised its probably only fei4 if you have weepin's manly calves.
after finishing the BOMB, we went to do pullup training!!! i thought to myself that i would be happy to even do ONE pullup, but i ended up feeling sad anyway. so yizhang assisted me to do 3 sets of 5 pullups. but during the 13th pullup, my legs swung back and struck yizhang in his b@(($. it was accidental but i think i would have gotten more satisfaction from it if i was deliberate =P.
on the way home on the bus, my manly pumped-up arms nearly got a cramp just by holding on to the grabpoles. bathing was also quite the chore. i could barely move my arms to use the towel. then i realised: ROCK CLIMBING IS TMR!!!!! OMG!!! good luck willy.
although kayaking is tmr also, i'm sure weepin the manly have no prob. and also sorry to gerard for causing you to be enable to go for tmr's kayaking >_<
after hearing this, i'm sure all you readers who want to have fatter mice on your arms will be looking forward to join our training. pls do tell us.
i think this post too plain already, so i shall add on some extras
EXTRAS - APPLICATIONS OF PHYSICS TO REAL-LIFE PHENOMENONSAccording to the law of physics, all masses attract each other with a gravitational force. The magnitude of the gravitational force between two masses m1 and m2 places a distance r apart, is given by
F = (G*m1*m2)/(r^2)
where the gravitational constant G = 6.67 x 10^-11 Nm^2kg^-2
No wonder our lao3 da4 is so attractive to everyone ;)
Pool_Day terrorist bomb!
lol... on first look you might think im blogging about CS (counter strike) that we played on saturday... well ur wrong... haha... actually was juz gunna blog bout pooling today wif a clique in my class....
yess yess i noe, cliques are badd, we shld be a class not a bunch of cliques... yea well, im juz floating arnd all of them =D... kinda like jack of all trades master of none... ok nvm... wrong proverb... thingy... yea...
anyway.. went pool today after 2 games of dota.. won 1 lost 1.. i was the ve.... ok nvm skippp skipp..
anyway was late... cause xiaole told me she still at sch so i lalala.. den late.. lol... then they went to eat.. and i joined them later... ate some shid at home so din eat... den was very silent tru out.... den wanqing keep asking why i so quiet....
aiya.... everything i say hor.. will end up getting suaned or scolded or [insert anything bad here] by someone, so i betta not say anything so i juz keep quiet lor... yar...
pool was quite ok... i guess cause they are quite noob ba, so i won everygame.. cept last game where i teamed bernie vs xiaole and wanqing... firstly cause i played damn lousily last game lar.. dunno why.. and secondly cause xiao le some cheating manly... lol...
"eh not counted.. try again PLSSSSSS!" when she tap the que ball.. or she miss, or she never enter, or anything that she did wrongly.. lol....
oh also lost 1 game to agnes' bf cause of some fluke ball la.. im sure at start enter black ball.. lol.. some man.. so rr and i won! yays.. by 1 ball.. haha.. both of us palyed like shit la actually... haha..
anyway quite happy.. got to brush up on pool.. but still lously like shid... muz... play... MORE!!!!
anyway.. thats wad Pool_Day ment... well then u muz be like "den why got terrorist bomb!"
yes i noe that day lan i was in terror and i whooped ass, but thats not it.. lol.. XD so humble sia...
ok lar.. u see.. after pooling.. went home wif yi yan.. take NEL together ma.. den while waiting for the train to come... tok some kok to yiyan,
like why he dun wan faster stead wif xiaole lol.. den he tru out keep on "wateverla chin nam" lol.. avoiding aint the way dawg, be a man... haha.. ok la jkjk
and so anyway.. while waiting this relatively gentleMANLY foreign looking d00d came over to me and said
d00d: "Hey, how u doing?"
me: "hi, im doing fine"
d00d: "fine? great.. so you came back from work? or school?"
me: "oh, juz came back from school" (lol.. wad? i cant say came back from pool rite? weird)
d00d: "oh i see, so what year are u studying now?"
me: "im studying JC1 now.. yep"d00d: "whats your name?"
me: " *hesitates a while* uh, chin nam"
d00d : " jin harm"
me: " uh no, CHIN NUMB"
d00d: " great to meet you chin nam *reaches out for handshake, strong manly handshake.. sincere* , i am hoodaluyasihdzoxcjabjksjdbakjzxc.."
me : "oh nice to meet...
d00d: " from iraq... *looks at me wif weird eyes* , you know? saddam hussien? yea, hes my grandfather..
me: " hahaha (quite nervously) "
d00d : "nah juz kidding hahaha" , well whos your fren here, *reaches over to shake yiyan hand*
Yiyan : "im yi yan"
d00d : " um yee yam?"
yiyan: "uh.. ya" LOL
d00d looks at me :"so, where are you going?"
me: " potong pasir"
d00d :" i see.. well i am going to hougang.. theres a big party going on there"
at this moment train arrives
d00d: "well, i must be going now.. *shakes both of our hands again* (really like his sturdy hand shake)
d00d: " wish you guys best of luck!"
me: " you too.. bye!"
ok .. den .. weirdly, he zhao off to another door and get in.. never get in wif us.. lol? den after that i was like zzz.. i damn scared he bomber... den yiyan like ya hor.. look at his red bag...
hmm i think he bomber lar.. im sure he purposely man us that he from iraq... den im sure suddenly got some guai lan come chat us up liddat.... hmm and also why muz go diff carriage.... guai lan....
"aiya wdv la chin nam™"
really lor... and still ask me where i going.. mebe he think we nice pple.. so he wont bomb until i alight.. haha... where u alighting?
"sengkang" which is AFTER hougang..
ok... u better watch out... lol later he really bomb.. dun come find me hor.. really... dun come haunt me or anything.. i warn u liao hor...
den i alighted and went home.. bathed and called yiyan and see if he is dead
HE IS NOT!!! YAY haha....
yea.. neway thats about all of today.. but that guy nice frenly guy la... singaporeans shld be more like that...
go stone and mebe dota ba.. ciaoz~
Z'idiot (Part II)
Wah Willy u are damn zai, start a vicious cycle of scandals... and wee pin -_-" im sure u pass the vicious cycle to me. I shall.. err.. pass it to eugene? lol
Anyway eugene u din go out with us for damn long liao lor, i bet u go out with him right? =)
Lol just realised that my entry title is Z'idiot(Part II), so here i go~
I just realised that not onli is Z'idiot damn popular in Dunman and RI he's also damn popular with the public(you make a good politician). Anyway this incident proves the hypothesis that he's a magnet for guai lan stuffs.
So on 31st March, the friday before April Fool's Day( yes i know i dragged damn long to post this), me and Zi were on the train home after training. Being damn tired we chiong to the seats and this is where the exciting part starts.
So we were toking about volleyball (sorry no other common topics with him), and the 50+/60+ yr old guy sitting beside Zi just turned around and smashed his arms into Zi. Lol.. i thought Zi jian met a good fren and his good fren was just greeting him. Then this man suddenly shouted at Zi "F*** you, u got anymore tricks up ur sleeves? show them to me". (Im tired of ppl asking Why? DUN ask me why he did that, the onli reason i can give u is that cause he is mad)
Ok so he's not Zi's good fren.
So we were damn stunned by that guy, then our vocab became limited to 2 phrases "Huh??" and "Wth?"and the conversation went on like this..
Mad man: Y u bully mi? Im old and got heart attack. Your father work in what company? You think u are from RJ so can bully old men like me?
ZI: Huh?
So at this point of time, 2 Indians sitting opposite us signalled that the guy is mad( you noe that spiralling action u do near ur head?) and so suay the mad man saw him doing that and shouted "What you think you doing? Who are you saying mad?"
Then im sure the indian guy some champ, he said "err no lar i saying myself crazy" -_-"
Anyway the mad man calmed down and we travelled in peace (for 30 seconds)
THE MAD MAN STRIKES BACK! He stood up then stand in front of Zi and shouted a battle cry that sounded like "F*** you so you think i old u can bully me?" and smacked Zi's specs off to the empty seat he was at. So the 2 indian guy came to the damsel's rescue and flashed an identification card with the words Police Officer on it and a picture of a
60 yr old CHINESE man with white hair. (Come to think of it, it may really be Gotcha!..)
Indian guy: Stop hitting the boy.. Misunderstanding
Mad man: Who are you all?
Indian guy: We are police officers.. I am .. Staff Sergeant ..
Andy Teo.. from Ang Mo Kio Division.. (Im sure he so champ use Andy Teo when he's an Indian)
Mad man: OK this boy breaks the law he bully me.. Take him to the police station
Then the mad man walked up to Zi and tried to drag him off the MRT train but the 2 Indian guys stopped him. The mad man then went to sit down. Zi left his seat and went to stand near the door. And so we enjoyed our peace (for another 30 seconds).
The old man then walked up to Zi and hurled vulgarities at him, then Zi tried to walk away and the mad man following him. Zi went to the next carriage and stood beside another door and the mad man followed. Zi walked back into our carriage and the mad man followed. So by the end of their stroll, the passengers from the 2 carriages were looking at them both.
(Yes, this proves the fact that Zi is indeed an attention-seeker)
Anyway, the mad man suddenly became even more crazy and ran up to Zi when the MRT reached the next stop. Then he said "Come down with me" and tried to drag Zi out of the MRT. Zi resisted then the mad man punched him. Then Zi punched him back in the chest. Again the 2 Indians came to Zi's help and dragged them away.
Indian guy: Hey boy next time dun bully old man ok? You need to get off already right? *wink*
Zi: Yar
So we went out of the carriage on to the MRT platform............... then we went to the next carriage and got in.......... lol....But it was only 1 carriage away from the mad man. So when we reached the next station we got out again....................... and went to the end of the train..........
Well, i guess it is true that reality is often more screwed up than movies. Anyway to my film soc brudders, use this script if u like it.
You can name it "Butterfly Effect II" if you want to.
Happy Happy
First of all, I would like to apologize for not blogging for so long. I think it has been almost 3 weeks since my last post, and everytime I want to post I have nothing to post about and everytime I have something I don't feel like blogging. Blearghz.
Happy Thing No. 1I fully enjoyed my last NMA (no morning assembly) for the week, after reaching school at 7.50am for the whole of this week. I woke up at a record 8am and reached school at 8.15. Woots, you gotta love living at Toa Payoh.
Happy Thing No. 2I helped the Interact Stall, both BB stalls, the BMDP, my ogmate's stall, the joanne T-shirt stall, and some random drink stall that was selling can drinks for 50cents each.
NK helped me to buy one soft drink and I only had a dollar coin and he didn't have change. I turned around and tada there was a 50 cents on the ground. Woots.
It didn't matter that I was 23 dollars in debt, cause this is a happy day.
Happy Thing No. 3Witnessed a scandal in the making.
We were queuing up for the Haunted House, when some girl approached Dali. Since Willy is starting a nicknaming trend, I shall do it too. I henceforth name the girl Daling.
Daling: Na, Dali, this is for you.
She hands a bear shaped purple jelly to Dali. Dali looks confused. Dali: Huh? Why?
The rest of us: Ai yoh! Dali, just accept la!
Dali: Ok thanks.
When the girl left, we joked that there may be a note inside. You know, the story of the note inside the mooncake and the rebellion? Dali looked pissed and just ate the bear up. Ai yah, so uninteresting.
But then....
What was the girl doing on the second floor with leftover food? The food stalls were all on the first floor. There were like tons of people to give to downstairs but she came up to give to him. Tsk Tsk.
One more thing, Dali's past game nickname was Yogi Bear. Hurhurhur =p
Dali, sorry for guailanning you but I was guailanned and I can't manage to guailan the person back. I pass the baton to you ah =)Happy Thing No. 4Celebrated Kenneth's Birthday at Seoul Garden! Shuang xi lin men because it was my first time eating at Seoul.
But before that, Yi Zhang and I were at the ATM drawing money. The queue was quite long and suddenly, we saw the queue at the machine besides us dissipate. There was only one guy standing near the machine (indicated by the red cross)
YZ: Excuse me, are you queuing up?
Red Cross Guy: No.
YZ: Eh Wee Pin quick lets go there.
We walked towards the machine and saw this on the screen.
Out Of Order
Bombx.
We turned back and saw that the gannina has taken our place. Congrats, Mr. Smarty Pants, for tricking two RJ guys.
But then I won't be pissed because this is a happy day.
Back to Seoul Garden.
I don't know how Nelson, Andrew, Kenneth, YZ and Christopher did it, but they carried on eating like some bomb. YZ and Chris were even competing in some who can eat the most dessert contest. Winston and I got KOed quite early, so we just watched the rest gorge their face purple.
After 1 and a half hour of eating, Yi Zhang went to the toilet. After 15mins he came back.
Yi Zhang: Hey guys, have you ever thought how useful it is to have a twin brother that looks exactly like you?
Nelson: Yah yah! I thought of it before. If you have a twin that looks exactly like you, you can ask him to replace you when you go to the toilet. Then it will be two people eating one person's share.
Yi Zhang: Yah, wait, let me go get some food.
5 mins later, YZ came back with a mountain. Sat down, and started cooking.
Yi Zhang: Hei, it looks like I just started eating.
Nelson and Wee Pin both cocks eyebrows simultaneously.
Yi Zhang: Huh what?
Wee Pin: You just started eating what.
Nelson: Yi Zhang! Tell me what we were talking about before you went to the toilet!
YZ: Errrr... Errrr...
Ai yah but in the end he did produce the correct answer.
I was quite impressed, his twin really thought through all the scenarios.
Happy Thing No. 5
While eating (gorging), Nelson asked everybody what their greatest fear was.
YZ: I think it is death.
Kenneth: Puh-leeze. It is finding out that your bank account had $0.
Nelson: Hmm is it death?
Everybody started pondering (and gorging).
I started thinking it through too, and it came to me. Hmm I don't think I ever told anyone before, but here it is, I hate clowns.
Jeez, this scene is forever stuck in my mind. I watched this show when I was about 6? 7? If you haven't watched this show, this clown claimed its first victim in this scene. The small boy (dressed in the yellow raincoat) was playing with a paper boat in the rain. He put the boat in a small drain (the water in the drain was flowing quite rapidly) and he followed the boat as it floated away on the drainwater. At some point, the boat dropped into some deep gutter. And this clown appeared in the gutter.
Maybe when I was still living in my old flat in Toa Payoh, there was this drain just in front of the HDB block that looked exactly like the one in the movie. Thanks ah Stephen King, you made me pon school everytime it rained.
The gannina in your face.
Heyyyy, but guess what! There was a brudderhood in the movie! No wonder this movie is still stuck in my mind. The friends in the movie were awesome, they met up after 20 years to fulfill a promise. Won't it be zai if we all do that?
After watching this show again after 10 years, I felt quite guilty for spending so little time with the brudderhood.
Ok =) Next time I'll go K box, for sure la.
FINALLY...
This is in response to the post below and all the people who posted comments in the tagboard.
Oyasumi.
ORA spend-your-money day
today's RJ opening ceremony!!! after 1 year of usage, they have finally decided to open it, jointly held with the ORA
family day spend-your-money day. for those who do not know, its basically a food-and-fun fair and its only aim is to render your wallet useless by emptying its contents.
before the opening ceremony started, i have already spent $16 out of the $18 i brought. $10 for joan chan's shirt and $6 for the bone marrow programme. then promised germaine another $1 to support the interact soya bean stall. left with $1.75 for my lunch, or so i thought, until i spent another $1 supporting the mango pudding stall of my OG mate. but ok, no regrets, at least my money flew away to a good cause.
then got a free ticket to the haunted house! which made me realise why opportunity cost does not only include $$. although it didn't cost me any money, it cost me 2++hrs of my time. high opp cost indeed. anyway although the haunted house was pretty well done, it wasn't really scary, maybe except to the girl who was running around the room and hiding behind weepin (i wonder who =P).
here comes the best part of the day! weepin's big day!!! using the excuse of supporting the bb stall, he invited this chio girl to take a photo with him!!! for the sake of their privacy, she shall be called Samantha02 for convenience(named after weepin's first malaysian love).
then he didn't want us to see the photo even though he claims he doesn't like her in THAT sort of way (but so suspicious...). after much intense questioning, he finally accidentally revealed his true colours. apparently he wanted to hang the photo up somewhere in his room where he can look at Samantha02 from every angle of the room (=P). then when i suggested for him to pass me the photo so i can scan and post here, he said "cannot lar, for my private view only". then as we were leaving his house, he said that he thinks he's not good enough for her!!!! now we know his true feelings.... wahahaha
after leaving sch, went down to S11 to have lunch, $2.50 ban mian... had to borrow $2 from dali. then around evening went down to Plaza Sing with the brudderhood to play lan. w00ts, got top frag of my team for a while for poolday (first time!)! after that went to LJS to eat dinner. lan: $3 from jere, LJS: $3.60 from yz.
boohoo, left with 25c in my wallet and $9.10 worth of debt. in negative equity now =(
VERY IMPT NOTE: hi Samantha02, if you happen to read this post and knows that its you i'm refering to, it is just a joke and most parts are jokes, half-truths and SLIGHTLY exaggerated, so pls don't take it too seriously ;)
Ice Age 2
Lol... today is a manly day.. woo.. im sure slp tru everything... haha
morning.. reach sch at 7:10 am... see zcove.. got no one.. so put bag down den walked over to wy's (the guy hu spammed the tag bored wif vulgarities =( ) og and sat down... and instantaneously fell asleep... lol.. woke up at 7:40 haha slp half an hour.. cool.. den look at zcove.. waaa... man.. so many pple.. so went there to sit and chat wif ogmates, .....
but i ended up slping against the pillar anyways... lol
went to phys lecturel, took out notes, put on table...
slp....
wake up, went for maths lecture, took out notes, placed order wif shalom,
slp....
lol.. den gp.. cannot slp lar ya.... teacher there... give a bit face (feel honored mrs davis) lol... but zzz after laming arnd.. cmi.. slept for 30 mins... haha....
after sch went to the tables in block a lvl 1 and eat the ordered pizzaz... im sure 7 bucks.. ex like some bomb... really.. cost a bomb... blast a hole in my wallet.... not like its lack of any holes.... since its already so holy... lol XD
contacted yan an a.k.a ah boy and Nk to go grand cathay to meet
WY AND TONG HIN WHO PONNED SCHOOL THE WHOLE DAY to watch ice age 2 in the grand cathay theater...
lol... movie starts at 1:15 and me and nk left sch at 12 45 haha... den like shid can make it or not.. take the train might JUST make it.. den while we were at the traffic light junction, called yan an who was at j8.. ask him when the train is coming..
"one minute"
wah... explode... CMI (
cannot make it, if u cant figure it out yet) ... so we chiong to take taxi... lol... end up still late by 5 minutes.. and the taxi fare 8 bucks.... zzz.. den dali wanted to come.. so we zzzzzz.. den watch the 3:20 show... wasted taxi fare.....
another hole for my holy wallet.. hmm shall send it to Vatican and give the pope. =D
ok so fast forward... we entered the GRAND CATHAY theater.. wah godlike.. it was really damn GRAND la.... like you noe, thoes theather houses where pple watch thoes broadway shows... im sure got stage and stuff... oh and its damn mudder big.. haha... seat quite comfy... can slp.... haha..
ICE AGE 2 SUCKS!! DONT WATCH IT.. its damn s2pid lar... super cliche and super dun make sense can.... made a lot of s2pid irrelevant shit juz to "spice" up the film... haiz... very illogical la... if u wanna watch the film, which i dun suggest you do, look out for a few things...
like how come they can say mammoths are like extinct when its the ice age... and where one of the main character is like a sabre tooth tiger? and the surrounding animals are like all prehistoric shits..... mammoths were so happening then lor... anyhow..
oh and the ending... when the squirrel made the giant block of ice mountain split.... split enuff le.. how come they move apart so far... u think Moses split red sea ar? dots.. and im sure all the water flow out from there.... shouldnt more water flow in? cause u see.. the place is a valley, bowl shapped.... water can oni flow in, not flow out.. unless it flows DOWN to hell.... yep...
oh and like wth.. most s2pid senseless part is when like OMG so many mammoths come out from the split open mountain where.. incidentally, ALL THE GODDAM WATER JUZ GUSHED OUT FROM... wow, they must be amphibious mammoths with waterprove fur (nice effects man.. not even wet).
the show was damn extra la.. damn irritating.. im sure when the 2 mammoths got together liao den wah so majestic sia, all the mammoths trumpet.. like wow... zzz... quite man.. the whole show is super super predictable...
the oni thing funny there is like.. the faggoty squirrel (lol marcus) trying to eat the acorn.. (yes marcus.. its acorn).. thats about it lor... total waste of money... well.. at least i slept like 10 mins here and there during the film... so didnt waste all my time... haha....
so before u go watch ICE AGE 2, think twice... ok not really.. no need think at all.. juz dun watch k? k good...
ciaoz~!
Mystery Case in RJC
4th April 2006
Rainy...like some bomb...on and off until supposedly the smart ppl got tricked...thought rain stopped/smaller den started leavin sch den suddenly heavy downpour...kena jack by big brother up there (as termed by my form teacher)
It was just another normal sch day apart from the manly P.E. lesson....totally destroyed by everyone ... i think it's high time i really go train... AND a most disturbin discovery in the GENTS b/w Block A and Block C, 1st floor.
We were on our way home and i nded to take a leak...so we entered the toilet...at first it did not catch my eye..i knew there was sth there...but but i nv expect it to be tt......until ben n tong alerted me on the seriousness of this issue....
it is a total shocker.....wad is this...this...girl's skirt doin in a guy's toilet?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??????
to prove tt it is in the guy's toilet, least any1 decides to think tt it is just some fake photo...we took it against incriminatin evidence...
as u see...tts the urinal...something u most probably wont find in the ladies unless.....
(this wld b mentioned later on)
we started speculatin on the origins of the skirt....perhaps some guy was playin a joke n decide to hide his fren's skirt there.....or perhaps there were deeper...darker secrets tt the sch population holds...was there a cross dresser (an eg wld b shown later) ???? or sth even worse??? or???? nth~ *evil grin*
this is indeed very disturbing....... not onli so, we found evidence tt the girl hv illegally altered her skirt....its very obvious at one look...it's exceptionally erm..short....totally 藐视校规, there is no respect for sch rules at all...for all the muggin abilities, she cld not mug tt one simple rule stated in our student handbook......it was barely even near tong's knees.....
i noe the picture is not really gd enuf to proof my words...nevertheless....trust me....
back to the reason as to y the Ladies most probably wont hv urinals like those shown in the picture, and an eg of a cross dresser...so....unless......
yse......we called our boss......we nded to seek the higher authorities abt this....sadly the expert is at wushu.....nevertheless, with the boss ard..we continued on with our speculations.....
even with 老大's intel Pentium we cld not figure out the truth behind this mystery....
who? whose does it belong to? who put it there?
when? when was it placed there??
why? why was it there?? did someone left it behind?? is it a prank on someone else?
how? how did it get there?????
Tattoo
haha sianz... so long no one blog.. nothing to blog...
haiz tmr need to hand up signed chem test and corrections and reflections... and i lost my chem test... gg liao... kaoz..
hmm my fren got a tattoo... makes me feel weird... i hope my perception of her does not change.. but i think it will.. i mean.. even though it is a stereotype to think that pple who tattoo are so and so... but.. yea.. cant help it right....
such a sweet looking nice person.. hmm nice? lol mebe a bit fierce? feminist person.... den.. aiyar.. got tattoo.. like bao zha.. im sure... wad am i suppose to feel... hmm.. a little confused..
why get a tattoo? so weird.. ask her.. den she say she like... though words like "im still myself wad" and "you cant stereotype" might be true.. but.. something feels different and wrong.. haha.... dunno.... mebe im thinking too much.... but i dun think 1 shld spoil one's own natural body given by ur parents.. wif artificial stuff like perma tattoos...
ok lar.. mebe get tattoo when u are like over 20 + still okok.. but hmm.. jc 1 leh.. weird eh? dunno....
what do u guys think? leave a tag or comment or smth... but not like "ZOMFGWTFROFLMAOWHOISTHATBOMBTHATGOANDTATOO?!?!?!?!?!?!"
oh and today discussing pw... den me and elain talking dracula language.. u noe.. stuff like.. i vunt yoor blud! or sum shid..
den jere said this :
[atar]. [] eh..who has fma can lend me??!?! says:
i do not understd thee...n i vill not vaste me time tryin to understd thee
den i replied
{¤°/\/εⓖϊ♏∂ ∱℟⊱ѦҚ °¤} says:
thee hee hee
lolz.... sry for the boxes... s2pid blogger cannot support.... hmph.. box you den u noe...
hmm watched v for vendetta last wed.. wif tong wy and nk.. coolio movie.. lemme quote this..
"This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V"
haha.. i wonder how the actor (
agent smith from matrix... lol cannot imagine rite) memorise thoes lines.. lol
go stone now.. ciaoz!
